A slang term for weed started by two students at a college outside of Boston. The students have linked it to a few songs already, one even by Bob Marley
"yo, you got that hippo?"
"Said - said - said: I remember when we used to sit
In the government yard in Trenchtown,
Oba - obaserving the hypocrites"
"Said - said - said: I remember when we used to sit
In the government yard in Trenchtown,
Oba - obaserving the hypocrites"
by folier December 26, 2008

-noun
Short for "hippopotamus" (Hippopotamus amphibius) and one of only two extant species in the family Hippopotamidae. A large, funny-looking, semi-aquatic, mostly plant-eating African mammal resambling a fat horse-pig hybrid whose pissed off at life and spends most of its time slacking around and jerking off in ponds and rivers. Despite their stocky shape and short legs, hippos can easily outrun a human (some have been clocked at 30 mph (48 km/h), faster than an Olympic sprinter). They have a taste human babies, catholic priests, and crocodiles and are thought to be Africa's most dangerous animal. They are totally awesome and on the very top of the food chain, so they can eat whatever they want WHENEVER they want. People in Africa have learned to fear and respect hippos because of their fierce character and complete randomness, ironically, the same things that makes them so cool and awesome.
Short for "hippopotamus" (Hippopotamus amphibius) and one of only two extant species in the family Hippopotamidae. A large, funny-looking, semi-aquatic, mostly plant-eating African mammal resambling a fat horse-pig hybrid whose pissed off at life and spends most of its time slacking around and jerking off in ponds and rivers. Despite their stocky shape and short legs, hippos can easily outrun a human (some have been clocked at 30 mph (48 km/h), faster than an Olympic sprinter). They have a taste human babies, catholic priests, and crocodiles and are thought to be Africa's most dangerous animal. They are totally awesome and on the very top of the food chain, so they can eat whatever they want WHENEVER they want. People in Africa have learned to fear and respect hippos because of their fierce character and complete randomness, ironically, the same things that makes them so cool and awesome.
Kid 1: Who would win in a fight between a ninja and a hippo?!
Kid 2: Well, the ninja of course!
Kid 1: WRONG!! Ninjas and hippos balance each other on awesomeness and sweetness, so the battle would rage on forever!
*A ninja chops Kid 1's head while a hippo eats Kid 2's head , then they high-five and walk toward the sunset holding hands...*
Kid 2: Well, the ninja of course!
Kid 1: WRONG!! Ninjas and hippos balance each other on awesomeness and sweetness, so the battle would rage on forever!
*A ninja chops Kid 1's head while a hippo eats Kid 2's head , then they high-five and walk toward the sunset holding hands...*
by jay-x April 29, 2008

When a girls nipples are pointing in opposite directions, and overall her breast look like two hippos fighting in the mud for a piece of cabbage.
The girl i was with last night took off her shirt, and out popped hippos, and i didn't have a piece of cabbage.
by St. Peter December 24, 2008

by Skrulsc February 28, 2007

by brother friend November 2, 2007

"Ow. THAT WAS MY LEG! YOU MOTHER HIPPO-ER!"
by The REAL Starlett May 13, 2005

by beese September 1, 2008
