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hickonfidence

the unwavering John Wayne-style confidence in one's opinions that is a common side of effect of being a hick.
A: Why are those ignorant people marching on Washington so sure President Obama was born in Kenya?

B: Well, in addition to being simple-minded bigots, the fact that they are all from small, isolated communities means they have oodles of hickonfidence in their opinions.
by urbane and modest December 13, 2010
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hicksoned

to get so wasted that you may fall and scrape your knee, but not wasted enough since you come into work the next day with a big smile.
i went ice skating with some co-workers and i got so hicksoned at dinner beforehand. i came home with black and blue knees.
by kittykatkolfax January 21, 2009
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hickton's hobos

An army of homeless people that is payed in Big Macs
Man 1: did you hear about the decrease of the homeless on the street

Man 2: yes it’s all because of hickton's hobos
by Raven109 September 2, 2020
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Hickton

when you pull out the invisable handle bars when music, preferably hardcore or pop punk based chug comes on.

It is usually performed in random places, like the blue clock or the sugarmill. It mat also be reffered to as "big max 'o' clock" or the jimmyXedge.
Person 1) "omg like ............. just came on"

Person 2) "do the Hickton/ big max 'o' clock/ jimmyXedge!"

something along those lines.
by tootruetoocool October 28, 2009
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Hickton

To monumentally balls up a routine refereeing decision.
The referee's just done a Hickton.
by aj90 June 17, 2012
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hickmon

dang you see that hickmon ova there
by swaggiemcfaggiie July 24, 2015
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Hickbonics

The Southern Redneck White Trash form of Ebonics. Originated from OSU graduates have sex with sheep. It has spread throughout Po-Dunk Towns, Deer Camps, Pig Farms and is found most often where missing teeth and beating your wife is prevalent.
Hickbonics Banter:

JimmyJohn "Cletus wherdid juget that ther sheep?"

Cletus "Sto da sumbitch from my pappy Dale, cant erase the big ol' number three off his siiide."

JimmyJohn "She has a purty mouth."

Translation:

JimmyJohn is asking Cletus to have sex with his sheep after he is done with it.
by goldenboomercow July 11, 2012
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