hickey scarf

Scarf worn to hide a hickey.

Amy: "Why has she been wearing that scarf inside all day long?"
Sarah: "I'm sure it's just a hickey scarf."

by forserious22 April 9, 2009

Hickers

The third final stage of evolution of a species so undeniably fucking pathetic that scientists have never decided to even dream of a name for said species, but when seen in the wild, it is described as a 'walking blobfish'. The first stage of its evolution is 'Who even is that guy', who is a lonely bitch who had a tendency to eat lunch in secluded areas with faculty members and known for receiving incredible amounts of pity, but not one single fucking friend. Stage 2 is what is called a Hickster; notable results of this stage include increased confidence for no fucking reason at all, a sharp curve in the upper back, losing every fight, having no pity from teachers for getting bullied, and is a massive perv. Which brings us to the current stage, in which you may find this thing maxing bench press at every possible moment despite having a pathetic excuse for a max, continually pissing people off and apologizing, being on the LAX team and thinking he's sick, and being the single stupidest fuck in the room.

With all that being said, this is a contagious species, meaning that you may become one if you do not make smart decisions in life. Hint: you don't want to become one - your life will be so ass it's not even funny.

Hickers: *exists*
The whole world: "HICCCCKKKKKKEEEERRRRRRRRSSSSSS"

"Did you hear what Hickers was doing in english? What an idiot."

"I'm gonna kill Hicker's for touching my little sister"

"Hickers told me his parents were siblings"

by doyouknowjamiechrissygallop May 14, 2020

Hickenlooper

The choking and coughing you get when you take too big of a bong hit.

- Coined after the Governor of Colorado "John Hickenlooper"

Don't make me hickenlooper, I've got to be at work in a hour.

by Pir8skin November 10, 2012

Hickenlooper

A Hickenlooper is what happens when you take too big of a bong hit. Causing heavy uncontrollable coughing. Named for the Governor of Colorado at the time marijuana was legalized in the state.

He hit the bong way too hard, and Hickenloopered.

by [e-mail] November 9, 2012

lip hickey

hickeys that happen when stupid boys suck on your lip too hard. results in a swollen, puffy lip and a purple bruise. looks AWESOME.

lip hickey

by nibbles101 December 9, 2008

Simon Hickey

Some one who engages in arguments (IRL or on the internet) whose arguments are so stupid they dumbfound their opponent into silence, leading the arguer (the "Simon Hickey") to think they have won the argument.

The term originated from a self professed neo-nazi electrician who received extensive media coverage in Australia for his nonsensical opinions. According the Brisbane Times 'his business logo appears to feature Pepe the Frog, a meme that has become popular with the alt-right, wearing an SS uniform and standing in front of Auschwitz.'

I got into an argument with this guy on Facebook, but I gave up, he was a total Simon Hickey

by Kafka in Exile May 3, 2018

doo-hickey

a way to describe an object when your mind is in such a clutter you can't remember its' name because you are pressed for time. similar in meaning to thing-a-ma-jig.

quickly, go over there and grab me the doo-hickey.

by Paul J Parkinson August 31, 2006