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heterbrosexual

The friendship between two straight men that transcends a sexual nature but can be mistaken for homosexual attraction. This is a more serious level than Bromance.
Dude, you guys are totally heterbrosexual for each other...
by Trayce January 10, 2013
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Jeremy Heere

A tall yet smol boi with anxiety about fitting in. He uses a wintergreen tic tac to try and be cool but the tic tac said he gonna be chill not cool so yee yee bitch. His bestie Michael Mell only asked for one thing and that was to be friends after he got the squippy squip. Well guess what, jerbear failed and ditched mocha. Oh big sadness. He’s also totally bi for Micha-Mocha-Moomoo-bear.
Me: aw I love Jeremy Heere!

Michael Mell: Me too hun.....me too.......
Jeremy Heere: I’m right here you know
Michael: DONT you mean.... h e e r e :)
Jeremy: No fuck u. Imma go get a tic tac now. Bye bitch.
by Lord Voldy is a sexy hoe October 26, 2019
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Heero Yuy

Chosen hero that started out as a spy trying to destroy an evil corporation called OZ in the hit Manga Gundam Wing.

He now pilots the Gundam Wing Zero and leads a team of other young Gundam pilots like himself in a never ending battle that will decide the fate of the universe.

His first name is actually Japanese for the number one
Zex: You can win Heero Yuy!

Heero: I will complete my mission to kill you and OZ.
by MaxesAxesha March 11, 2009
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Hemerrhoid Tarp

Q: Do you wear granny panties?

A: No I prefer hemerrhoid tarps
by Melunn June 5, 2020
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Heterochromia

An eye condition in which one eye has a separate color than the other eye. Can be put into 3 categories: complete (one eye is a completely separate color than the other eye), central (one or both eyes has a ring of a different color surrounding the pupil), and sectoral (a portion of the iris of one, or both, eye(s) has a separate color than the rest of the iris(es)). Heterochromia is quite cool. I suggest that y’all who have heterochromia to use it to get a girl into you. It might work. Trust me, I have complete heterochromia myself.
Reagan: “Wow, I really like your eyes. They’re so cool with two different colors.”
Dustin: “Yeah, I have complete heterochromia. It’s said that it only affects 6 out of every 1,000 people.”
Reagan: “That’s so awesome.”
Dustin: “Wanna go out?”
Reagan: “Sure.”
by Remix🤨 June 13, 2018
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Jeremy Heere

(A furry)
He's the Protagonist of a Musical called Be More Chill, along with the book (same title).
He has a best (g a y) friend named Michael Mell.
Jeremy is in love with a play rehearsal f r e a k named Christine Caniglia.

In the musical, he gets a pill called a S.Q.U.I.P. ( A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor), which is a voice in his head that tells him how to 'be more chill' in his high school life (Jeremy wasn't exactly 'popular' at all before the S.Q.U.I.P.).
The S.Q.U.I.P. also makes him stop masturbating-
Jeremy Heere is a furry.
by kittyppy September 27, 2017
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not hetero

Phrase used to describe something which is not heterosexual, it would literally be applied toward homosexuality. It is, however, more often applied pejoratively to negative situations, being used in place of gay when saying that something is lame or stupid.
Dude, you ate all of my donuts? That is so not hetero.

Seriously, guys, you need to stop talking about how often you watch America's Next Top Model. It's not hetero.

When Jess and Steve sit together on the bench with their arms around each other, I want to say it's seriously not hetero, but I know they're straight.
by Talmanes December 3, 2006
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