get hessed on

In the online gaming community, To 'get hessed on' is to be beaten by someone vastly superior, after which the 'hessor' berates the 'hessee' over chat or voice coms. See also Get on my level

Loser: How did you hit me with that hatchet from nearly 200 yards away?

Winner: Because you're a baddie. Get hessed on!

by capnsouth December 22, 2010

Hisser

A sneaky female fart.

A woman engaged in conversation at a cocktail party cuts loose with a hisser, i.e., she silently passes gas. She will usually try to affect an air of bored nonchalance but, to deflect possible attention to herself, will often transfix the nearest male with an accusatory glare which implies, 'You pig! How dare you do that in my presence?'

by USMC2531 July 2, 2009

Hesseltine

A demon who lives the hot steamy dungeon of unfortunate schools. Highly assertive, hormonal, and knowledgeable in literature. Feeds off of the fear of it's students and makes them annotate for subtext until they become its minions. If one where to cross it, the Hesseltine stares in the victim's soul and takes it for her spawn.

Student 1: "What you doing?"

Student 2: "Must fine how to be an individual... Must find the subtext."

Student 1: "Oh, that right you have Hesseltine."

by Idon'tknow55 December 20, 2010

Hester

Hester is the name of an amazing, funny and unique person. She has a truly one-of-a-kind personality and is the type of friend that you never knew you needed, but makes you smile every time you see her. She has a lot of questions, and often belittles her actions and comments, even though all her friends know that she is a genuinely amazing and witty girl.

Bigman 1: “Do you know hester?”
Bigman 2: “Yeah everyone knows her, I’m just lucky to be friends with her”

by Bigman.2. September 6, 2019

Hesterly

A group of 3 guys from the Lafayette, LA area that pretty much ran over the town. They brought havoc to the Mighty Lion campus beginning in 1998 and continued 2009. Their legendary status still lives in the halls off Congress.

Is that a Hesterly over there? Yeah, that guy is known all around these parts.

by daflats August 8, 2011

devin hester

Currently one of the most dangerous threats in the NFL as a returner for the Chicago Bears, in addition to achieving the impossible: a 100 speed rating in Madden NFL Football Video games beginning in 2008. He attended the University of Miami Florida (The U), where he was even then considered very elusive and dangerous.
As a rookie in the NFL during the 2006-2007 season, he set the record for returning the most kicks for touchdowns. Given the nicknames "Windy City Flyer" and "Anytime" many kickers and punters try to not even let him touch the ball.
Noteable Accomplishments:
-57th pick in the NFL Draft
-4.35 forty yard dash at the NFL Scouting Combine
-broke 8 tackles during an 81 yd TD return against Duke in 2005
-1 Field Goal return for touchdown (108 yds) against the Giants in 2006
-5 other TD returns in the 2006-2007 season
-First Player ever to return the opening Super Bowl Kick for a TD in 2007

Did you see Devin Hester on that play?

No, he was going too fast

by bankok April 3, 2008

devin hester

most amazing return man ever in NCAA FOOTBALL History. The Michael Jordan of Kick Returns. Ran back his first kickoff return ever for a touchdown vs. the Gators. jaw dropping

larry coker: we need a big play, let the other team score so they can kick off to Devin.

by jfire February 5, 2005