Heskey time

The act of either;
a) Rape
b) Missing a goal (in football/soccer) by a ridiculous distance, or
c) impersonating the best player ever to have lived; Emile Heskey.

Also, a rap by Randolph, featuring KSIOlajideBT

Randolph: And don't even get me started on his head, when he puts it down and gives you those eyes, you know it's...

KSI: HESKEY TIME! BITCH I'M HESKEY, YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH ME, IF YOU DO, YOU'RE GONNA BE MY NEXT ANAL RECIPE. I'M TOO QUICK FOR THE SEX OFFENDERS LIST, I BE OVER THAT, WHEN I SET MY EYES ON YOU THERE'S NO ESCAPE, YOU KNOW THAT!

or

Player A runs up to goal and shoots wide.

Player B: Looks like it's Heskey time again!

by THE HESK November 6, 2012

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heskey'd it

to bust the net with a screamer from at least 25 yards

oi you see that goal?? YEAH MAN HE ABSOLUTELY HESKEY'D IT

by azaluvskip November 23, 2010

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heskey • Heskey time • Heskeyanity • heskey'd it • Heskey Rule • Heskeyed • Heskeying • Come heskey • dirty heskey • Dropping Heskey from the squad

HESKEY TIME

rape

me:"NO EMILE NO GO FIND ANASTASIA KNIGHT"
Heskey:"THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM HESKEY TIME"

by footyboi34 June 3, 2020

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Emile Heskey Syndrome

A disorder of the inner ear which effects balance and causes an individual to feel unsteady, for example when standing or walking. It may be accompanied by symptoms of being giddy, woozy, or having a sensation of movement, spinning, or floating. Named after the famously unbalanced England soccer player Emile William Ivanhoe Heskey whose (rare) goal celebrations consisted of collapsing whilst clutching his ear.

Sheedo is laid up with the Emile Heskey Syndrome. Again.

by Dr Hoo October 17, 2010

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