When your wife, girl friend, or secret mistress french kisses your butt hole after you've went a few rounds with the toilet from some spicy tacos.
I was surprised when my wife asked me to allow her to give me a Hershey's Kiss. I ate some really spicy tacos and blew up the bathroom. I dropped my pants and told her I was ready. I didn't realize it was valentine's day and she meant chocolates...
The grotesque aftermath of masturbating after shitting without wiping. The masturbator positions themselves towards the back of the toilet seat to make it easier to shoot the load into the toilet, which results in a Hershey's Kiss shaped turdlet on the back of the seat
"Bro, can I shit at your place? I can't go at my place anymore."
"Why not?"
"My roommate keeps leaving Hershey's Kisses on the fucking toilet seat."