herxinpiggysexual

a sexuality that you are only attracted to herxinpiggy.

hey im herxinpiggysexual

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by herxinpiggy January 5, 2021

Heroin Couch

Is a couch that is really comfortable. A heroin couch is so comfortable and relaxing it takes hours until you can physically get off, and move on to other activities.

Once you get on the Heroin Couch it's hard to get off.

Man I was on the Heroin Couch all day and forgot to pick up my litter brother from school

by Herschworld October 6, 2010

herringbone

It is a type of gold chain. The pattern it is weaved in a way to look like connected chevrons or "V's" to give a zig-zag type of pattern.

Had some extra paper the other day, so I went down and got me a fat herringbone to drop dem bitches' panties with.

by fayettevillain June 28, 2013

Heroin Beer

Nickname for beer at the Pengrowth Saddledome in Calgary, AB. Common theories include dirty lines from the kegs in the basement re-fermenting on the way up, and CO2 pressured lines adding a special something to the beer.

I've never been so bloody hammered off 3 beers until I expericenced Heroin Beer.

by alltherage January 8, 2009

Horkin' the Bjork

1) Reading Animorphs while tripping on hallucinogens and listening to Bjork
2) Masturbating
3) Wrangling a barnyard animal
4) Actually copulating with Bjork

1) "I was Horkin' the Bjork last night when I had an epiphany about life, and how it relates to Elimists."
2) "Dude, lay off Horkin' the Bjork for a while, you're chafing."
3) "Gee, Cletus, the way you're Horkin' the Bjork today we can get off work in time to watch Nascar."
4) "I went to the concert in hopes of Horkin' the Bjork."

by Chris Flemming October 27, 2007

grey-herring

a problem area that unexpectedly arises and has the potential to reveal one's incompetence in a meeting. Grey Herrings occur predominantly in the calvinus stupidicus species. Grey herrings are stress-inducing and evoke compulsive lying.

calvin was nervous going into the meeting because of the grey-herring rumored to be swimmin around the switchyard.

by Senor P August 20, 2010

Herbination

A noticeable period of time a person goes missing after making an incorrect sporting prediction.

Rather than 'manning up' and admitting he or she got it wrong they will attempt to disappear for a short-time in the hope that others will forget about their comments or predictions.

Marc has gone into 'herbination' since the match.

by Jamson November 30, 2009