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hepass

If you don’t have a filling bin your pie you don’t have a pie fuck hole.
When you want to eat some ass, you call hepass.
by Hepass July 2, 2019
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Hepatitis B

The best hepatitis out of all hepatitis's.
Nick: Damn Bro! I have hepatitis
Anthony: What type of hepatitis?
Nick: Hepatitis B.
Anthony: No Way! You are so LUCKY!
by Colorful_Crans November 20, 2019
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Hepatitties

Tits that have been infected with hepatitis. Somehow.
Her hepatitties were rather large, but were they worth the HIV-ridden consequences?
by Rye_ January 17, 2011
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hepatitis

Hepatitis is a term that means inflammation of the liver.

Inflammation is a natural reaction of the body to injury and often causes swelling and tenderness.

Alcohol, chemicals, drugs and viruses can all cause hepatitis.

There are several different viruses that cause hepatitis, such as hepatitis A, hepatitis B or hepatitis C. Each of these viruses may produce similar symptoms and they can all infect and inflame the liver. The main difference between the viruses is how they are transmitted, the way they cause liver damage and the effects they have on a person's health.

Hepatitis is described as either an acute or chronic illness. An acute illness will only last a short time and although it may be severe, most people recover from the illness within a few weeks with no lasting effects. A chronic illness is one that lasts a long time, often for the rest of a person's life.
Hepatitis A is mostly transmitted through contact with contaminated faeces.

Hepatitis B is found in body fluids including blood, saliva, semen, mucus, vaginal fluid and breast milk. It can be easily transmitted through sexual activity, sharing injecting equipment, sharing toothbrushes or razors, unsterilised tattooing and body piercing equipment and from mother to child at birth.

Hepatitis C is transmitted by blood to blood contact only. This means that blood infected with hepatitis C must come into direct contact with the bloodstream of another person.
by Hepatitis Australia July 24, 2007
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herp-a-hep-a-syph-a-fuck-a-litis

A combination of herpes, hepatitis, and syphillis; the result of having sex with a nasty stripper
Man, that hoe from the titty-bar will give you herp-a-hep-a-syph-a-fuck-a-litis!
by SexyNelly September 7, 2008
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hepatitis Q

A rare form of hepatitis hosted by the last girl left in the bar. Symptoms can include but are not limited to:
Itching, swelling, sneezing, being called a dousche, suprise, awkardness, stolen wallet, burning sensation, and fear that sombody took a picture. There is no known cure for Hep Q.
Dan picked up a nasty case of hepatitis Q last night from that skank, here, look at this picture!
by Andrew Werlinger November 7, 2006
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Hepatomancy

An ancient medical system devised in Mesopotamia, in modern-day Iraq, where a patient would be diagnosed by a physician, not by inspecting that patient, but the livers of some sacrificed animals. The liver was believed at this time to be the source of our blood, which meant it was the source of life itself. Following this logic, people therefore believed that the will of the gods could be divined by inspecting the livers of sacrificed sheep. Each section of the liver was believed to correspond to a particular deity, and clay models of sheep's livers have been found dating back as far as 2050 B.C.
Patient: "Doctor, what's wrong with me!?"

Mesopotamian physician: "Hmm, by the laws of hepatomancy, allow me to inspect my sheep's liver, so we may gather a proper diagnosis."
by Jayy1989 June 9, 2011
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