purple helmet warrior

the penis which is evidentaly the biggest thing a man has! just listen to the song Pet Names for a Penis by Tom Green and you'll understand.

woah dude like his purple helmet warrior is bigger than mine, oh well i guess i'll just have to stick with 11 inches...

by kkkkkara June 26, 2006

purple helmet warrior

a tall and proud thing of massive dignity, wears the helmet of the Nazi's in WWII only purple without the spike(so it can be put to good use without the pain)

James likes to fuck with the purple helmet warrior

by Colored Monkeys August 18, 2003

purple helmeted warrior of love

A penis.

Let me slide my purple helmeted warrior of love into your ax wound.

by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

Purple helmeted warrior of love

The penis. Refers to the circumcised head as the purple hemet. The warrior of love is an erect penis.

Trust me, I'll only stick the purple helmet in, not the whole puple-helmeted warrior of love.

by Anthony Orifice August 23, 2004

warrior's helmet

Similar to a T-bagging, the warrior's helmet consists of placing the nuts above the eye sockets, and the cock down the nose, imitating a warrior's helmet which covesrs the eyes and the nose.

I gave O'Dea a warrior's helmet unexpectedly when he reached the top of the ladder.

by Damian Foye April 21, 2006

purple helmeted love warrior

penis

by maxzilla June 24, 2003

roman warrior helmet

Invovles placing one's testicles over the partners eyes while placing the penis over the bridge of the nose. Similar to arabian eye goggles.

My girlfriend loves my roman warrior helmet.

by Josh January 4, 2004