after-hours workplace food heists

Those insanely frustrating occurrences, always obviously pulled by the same clueless person, although you just can’t seem to bust them.

I’m gonna get me one of those secret videocams and catch that larcenous little fucker pulling these after-hours workplace food heists and get his two-faced ass fired!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

Hoist My Sail

When someone gets an erection.

Keep rubbing my penis and hoist my sail.

by G-RED October 28, 2006

stein hoist

(stîn'·hoist), n. Social gathering in which one raises; elevates; esp., lifts with one's arm an earthenware mug filled with fermented liquor; esp., beer.

Dude, you were fucking hammered at that stein hoist last night!

by mentat1678 July 30, 2005

snel hest

A kind horse

"Ja e en snel hest"

by Themooseboob September 7, 2017