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Haphephobia

A relatively rare (and very real) phobia characterized by an irrational fear of physical contact. People with haphephobia tend to recoil in fear when someone touches them, especially without consent. It doesn't seem horrible, but it's just like all phobias: You don't know how serious it is unless you have one.

There are two major differences that can be used to distinguish between haphephobia and someone who is just very jumpy:

1. Jumping out of your skin because a stranger randomly touched you is normal. Nearly having a heart attack because a close friend or family member accidentally brushed against you is NOT normal.

2. Remember that it's IRRATIONAL. Being receptive to touch because you suffer from allodynia or some other form of skin sensitivity is perfectly normal. But if it happens for seemingly no reason and you know it; THAT is not normal.
"Hey guys. This is my little brother, Steven."

"Aww, he's so cute!"

"Wait -- don't touch him, he-"

"AAAAHHH!"

"...He has haphephobia."
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 23, 2021
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heeheephobia

“a genuine fear of Michael Jackson,” which can be triggered by something as innocuous as hearing an MJ song, hearing “hee hee” or just the topic of Michael Jackson.
My friend has Heeheephobia so we can’t listen to Michael Jackson or talk about him because they genuinely get scared.
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Heliphobia

The fear of Helicopters. People who have them are called Heliphobes.
"That Heliphobe has Heliphobia
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haphephobia

Michael had a sense of haphephobia after grabbing the sea urchin
by flintvel October 8, 2013
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hatephobia

someone who is frightened of people who hate
Gays and lesbian suffer from hatephobia when deaing with Westboro Baptist Church.
by Thedoctorisin October 18, 2013
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Hemophobia

Fear of having your blood donated to another dude and that blood is then swimming around in another guys woody!
Harold: Hey Derek, you gonna donate some of that AB- you tight cunt?

Derek: Nah! fuck you Harold, you know I have hemophobia, innit fam!
by FutureCoachSteve November 5, 2019
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hahaphobia

when people start laughing at your presentation
i have hahaphobia, i think that everyone will laugh at my introduction
by zhjj December 12, 2022
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