Brown Healer

shitting your pants on the golf course

Person 1 : Where did bob go?
Person 2: He just had a brown healer after that hole in one

by MontourGolf22222 February 8, 2023

Hellur

A variant of the English greeting, "hello". Often used on the internet.

Person One: HELLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Person Two: WHAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUPPPPP?

by Snail in a tux August 17, 2012

healer

Describes an individual with the ability to cure ails, be they physical or mental.

In RPGs, these players are the most vital and therefore the least likely to be experienced.

In 3D shooters, after you kill someone, these are the players who rush madly into your crosshairs and are promptly pumped full of lead.

Fury: Everyone ready?
Everyone: yeah!
Fury: Yaar!
Fury: Ok, I'm poisoned. Need to be cured.
Fury: Hello? Healers?
Fury: wtf??
FURY HAS DIED
Monk2318: bak

You have killed cobra-killer-86
You have killed freehealth4u
You have killed cobra-killer-86

by EternalFury December 18, 2005

Healer

Being in a very calm situation with someone who is very comforting and soft spoken. That then their presence just heals any pain from the bad day you could possibly be having.

😓:I had such a stressful day, but being in your presence healed me.

☺️:I’m calling you my healer

by Ah shush January 25, 2022

Battle Healer

A 4-elixir card in Clash Royale. This fucking card should be 0 elixir because it sucks so hard unless it’s in 7x elixir. Literally don’t understand how this shit card works. Not to mention when combined with the Elixir Golem it FUCKING STILL SUCKS THATS FREE ELIXIR FOR ME! Anyways if you like the battle healer you are probably either autistic or you’re a simp for “Battle Healer rule 34”. Also its in Clash of Clans too and it always heals a fucking tree and not my troops.

Scenario 1
Guy 1: What’s your favorite card in Clash Royale?”
Guy 2: “The Battle Healer because she’s hot”
Guy 1: “Could tell by how stupid you look.”

Scenario 2
*Guy places Battle Healer to heal his other troops
Battle Healer: I’mma heal this fucking tree”
Guy: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK BRO

by Akaudi7 June 30, 2021

healer

Someone that can produce healing to the body through means not readily available to modern medicine.

John Kerry if elected.

"If John Kerry is elected" said John Edwards at a campaign stop, "then the lame will walk." I guess that means the latest campaign promise is that Kerry will become a healer if elected.

by Think October 12, 2004

Redo of Healer

Possibly the most fucked up and worst anime (even if you consider it an anime) to ever to set foot within the anime industry it makes anime such as Goblin Slayer, Berserk, Corpse Party, Higurashi, Elfen Lied, Shinmai Maou No Testament and probably Boku No Pico look mainstream in comparison

If you dont want spoilers then i suggest you do skip this definition and go watch it if you want to be traumatised

Il summarise it as short as I is The MC is horribly abused/drugged/raped by a princess and her party for reasons. After years of this, he finds a way to go back in time to get revenge. He wipes all their memories memories and forces them into rape. Pretty much what you’ll get out of this is practically rape from each episode. Dont watch it if you don’t wanna have nightmares

Person A: Yo have you seen Redo of Healer
Person B: Ive lost an infinite amount of brain cells after watching

Person A: I’m done bro I can’t unsee it anymore
Person B: me too

by Critikoji January 22, 2021