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Headbutt

When you go in for a romantic kiss but slip and headbutt them instead.
Emma went in for the kiss as Herbert went in, Emma slipped and headbutted him.
by Arkole April 25, 2011
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Headbutt

to use your head as a weapon.... a move not welcome in boxing
I headbutt Mathews so hard his glasses broke
by The_Shoes June 11, 2006
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headbutt

what a frenchy does right before running away.

A more recent example is what zidane did in the world cup
Zidane gave a headbutt then ran off
by Jesus o December 24, 2008
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Headbutt

When two men make contact with their penis heads. This is not necessarily a gay thing, but more of a common ground of respect and admiration among male friends. It should be encouraged.
Mike and Jon finished off a wet and wild game of volleyball with a nice, smacking headbutt.
by Large Orb May 24, 2008
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german headbutt

This is when two circumcised dudes mash their pecker tips into each other. This is usually an aggressive (not gay) cockfight for dominance.
The party was going swimmingly until a couple dudes started German Headbutting each other!
by Flappy Dawg July 15, 2018
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Finnish Headbutt

Where you headbutt though solid matter to look into an area
I Finnish headbutt to work on my car’s engine.
by ColtonM02 June 8, 2018
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headbutt the buffalo

An euphemism for cunnilingus, oral sex, an act performed by a person on the vulva and/or vagina of a female, the opposite of fellatio. The term was created by “The Man” and has become popular due to its frequent use on the legendary podcast Slacker and The Man. It is important to this podcast not to offend their sensitive listeners, many being doctors and lawyers.

Terminology: A headbutt is a strike with the head, typically striking a sensitive area of an opponent. A buffalo is an animal that is the size of a very large cow, with shaggy, long, black/brown fur. If you haven’t figured it out yet, buffalo is another euphemism for that treasured part of the female anatomy, the vagina. Put the two together and it is easy to create an image in the mind of a man charging with his face first into a lady’s lap - the beginning of oral sex on a woman.
Mashers: "I have a 30 minute minimum when it comes to sex."
The Man: "Does that include headbutting the buffalo?"

The Man: "Ever headbutt the buffalo?"
by Mashers69 January 12, 2014
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