Jay Harris

When you masterbate into the corner, and then cry for three hours.

I’ve been so lonely lately, I pulled a Jay Harris today. Now I need more tissues.

by The Real Talladega June 23, 2020

Jeffery Harris

Ryan's great-father, always takes Ryan and his friends' places and gets them gas station and LA Fitness he is a really hard worker. He usually drives the cigarettemoblie, he claims that he is better than Ryan at basketball. He always wears a wife beater or a black or white tee or a baggy black hoodie from hobby lobby.

Ryan's friend: Ryan ask your dad for gas station

Ryan: Alright
Jeffery Harris: I mean I guess Ryan it's with your money.

by FreeKayFlocka February 23, 2023

John Harris

A nerd Motherfucker with a big forehead and purple penis.
Any individual with the name John Harris has more than likely seen their dads anaconda. (probs in the shower).
John a cocky motherfucker with a furry pseudonym called penisMCcloud. (garfield)

Damn John Harris, you a swaggy motherfucker!

by penisMCcloud August 20, 2018

Josh Harris

-this divine being was created when Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris decided to test there power;he is the way, the truth, and the end of your life.

Josh Harris

by Oscilist April 9, 2010

jaydon harris

Jaydon is the most handsome boy you could ever meet along with #delaney. Jaydon and delaney would make a great #couplegoals 😂 good luck trying to get her jaydon because shes a hard one to find. If you like her go for it. Like just ask her out bishhh. Because once she is gone she'll find some one new if i were you keep her

Damn thats jaydon harris

by Link in bio December 13, 2017

Jimmy Harris

A person with a big dick and a lot of dominance.

Yo did you hear about that guy they call Jimmy Harris?

by My handle that I own March 6, 2019

pulling a jake harris

where he posts all over his social media accounts that he wants him to be taken somewhere specific and abbreviating that E.G:"anyone got space for whanga" usually someone will accept but wont tell him that he's actually got no space left till he's ready to go

he was pulling a jake harris

by AGS POWER PRANKS September 10, 2018