A masterful portrait of the great Harris Ahmed drawn artfully by an unknown up and coming new artisit, who shall remain anonymous. The portrait has sparked world wide insight and fame internationally, causing a whirlwin effects throughout the small town of Rancho Cucamonga, California. The portriat appears to be a man of Middle Eastern decent possibly returning from a brutal and bloody war, dressed to impress at his post war feast, complete with five o clock shadow and a 'thumbs up' for the world to see. The portrait has sparked many artisist to attempt a recreation of the piece, but none with ever match the awesomeness of The Harris.
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Harris Ahmed was born on Decemeber 2, 1991 in Bloemfontein, South Africa to a farming family with modest means. He has since lived in Lebanon, France, USA, Mexico, Russia and Jamaica.
He began working at age 9 as a rice picker, shoe polisher and waiter to pay his school fees and those of his four younger brothers and sisters. His hard work and perseverance allowed him to outperform his classmates nationwide, earning him the prestigious MOHSAA (Medal of Outstanding Academic Achievement) in 1984 at the age of 13, when he graduated high school.
He then moved to the USA to complete his three majors (Mathematics, Biomedical Engineering and Econometrics) at Harvard University. He currently holds two PhDs.
His philanthropic spirit has taken him on humanitarian missions to Argentina, Brazil, Guinea, Uganda, Myanmar, Malaysia and Swaziland. He is estimated to have personally helped over 10 million underprivileged children.
Growing up in several multi-cultural environments, Harris is octalingual. He is a native speaker of Mandarin, Swahili, Russian, French, English, Arabic, Greek and Turkish.
His irresistible good looks and charm have brought him famous girlfriends such as Jessica Alba, Heidi Klum, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Lopez and Beyonce Knowles.
He is the only man to have received the Nobel Peace Prize three times (1993, 1998, 2001). His acting performances have also earned him several academy awards.
Bibliography of The Great Harris Ahmed:
Harris Ahmed was born on Decemeber 2, 1991 in Bloemfontein, South Africa to a farming family with modest means. He has since lived in Lebanon, France, USA, Mexico, Russia and Jamaica.
He began working at age 9 as a rice picker, shoe polisher and waiter to pay his school fees and those of his four younger brothers and sisters. His hard work and perseverance allowed him to outperform his classmates nationwide, earning him the prestigious MOHSAA (Medal of Outstanding Academic Achievement) in 1984 at the age of 13, when he graduated high school.
He then moved to the USA to complete his three majors (Mathematics, Biomedical Engineering and Econometrics) at Harvard University. He currently holds two PhDs.
His philanthropic spirit has taken him on humanitarian missions to Argentina, Brazil, Guinea, Uganda, Myanmar, Malaysia and Swaziland. He is estimated to have personally helped over 10 million underprivileged children.
Growing up in several multi-cultural environments, Harris is octalingual. He is a native speaker of Mandarin, Swahili, Russian, French, English, Arabic, Greek and Turkish.
His irresistible good looks and charm have brought him famous girlfriends such as Jessica Alba, Heidi Klum, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Lopez and Beyonce Knowles.
He is the only man to have received the Nobel Peace Prize three times (1993, 1998, 2001). His acting performances have also earned him several academy awards.
by theharrislovers92 March 10, 2009
Harris is the type of guy that is smart in math but in other subjects, he not as well. People mostly judge this guy for his hair but when you get to know him he's funny with some jokes, he does not smile very often and make sure everything is done in a fashionable order before playing. Once you get to know a Harris don't let them go because they care for you in ways you don't understand.
by The man whom never speaks April 16, 2019
harry is the type of young boy who is very sexual when it comes to relationship matters and can surprises you a lot and also take notice what u like and your dislikes at the same time. also is loving and caring even though being a tease. can also be popular with a bunch of dick head boys who arnt anything like him. he can also take good care of you wether your ill or upset or even in one of your daily mood swings. Harrys are the best... sometimes haha x
harry- you wanna go to dinner then do dirty stuff after I swear it will bw the best..?
me- it better be, lets go!!!!
me- it better be, lets go!!!!
by fluffy pants August 21, 2018
Harry- a friend whom you’ve known longer than your life and who will always be loved by everyone around him. He shares his confidence and pride with the world and isn’t afraid of anything that people throw at him. He can be sensitive when it comes to emotions but he is strong hearted and carries on with a smile. I would do anything for harry. I love you bestfriend❣️❣️
Harry= the smartest and funniest person anyone could ever know. We’re not as close as we used to be but I love you and i want to carry on our friendship forever.
by Champion lunayyy October 16, 2019
That's Harry with the biggest dick
by Dick theropists April 08, 2017
by bubodiui January 15, 2015
An act following fellatio when the woman, choosing not to swallow the man's semen, spits the ejaculate into her hand and throws it at high velocity at the man's face.
Katie went down on David, but he was in for a surprise when she stood up and gave him the Harris, knocking him unconscious.
by Tom T March 10, 2008