Harpy

Female version of a wingman.

I'm going out tonight, wanna be my harpy?

by Knitted_Koala May 15, 2016

harpy

a harpyis when someone look so ugly, and or fat and disgusting, and smelly mix and match cant get no one to date them or have sex with them or kiss them, male or female will start having sex with wild animals, barn animals, like pigs, horses, even sucking horses huge dick and swallowing its cum, or get them to fuck them. dogs, cats, cows, goats, anything they can get their hands on. its so sick and nasty and the stench they get from having sex with wild animals...harpy. this is how all sex disease starts, even having sex with monkies/monkeys and gorilla or baboons for their colorful ass. like the worst HIV, AIDS , CORONA VIRUS, COVID-19 AND MANY MORE, HEPATITIS C AND OTHERS.

harpy is an infection that is growing fast these days.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 23, 2022

Harpy

A rude, irritable, or unpleasant person, usually male.

Dude, stop being so harpy and give me the pen!

by ford23 March 30, 2024

Harpy Whore from Hell

A term used for any ex wife, girlfriend, or other female personage that draw you into their fairytale world by appealing to your deepest hopes and desires. They then proceeds to rip out your heart, taking your hopes, dreams and desires with a dose of spite added to a vile base of vindictiveness to create the elixer that perpetuates their own menial existance.

The Harpy Whore from Hell took my life, my children and my trust but she did not nor could she take my soul or my integrity.

by Wetha Phukawie February 16, 2008

harpy rape

v.- the act of cursing out or giving a strong tongue lashing as performed by a harpy. It is usually incredibly high pitched, and doesn't always make a lot of sense to the rapee or any onlookers.

Guy 1: Gena, those boots make you look like a prostitute.
Gena: What the f**k is your f*****g problem did you have cheetos and ketchup for lunch or something?!?
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Oh dude, you just got harpy raped.

by Stonyvertabrate Biscuit February 10, 2009

harpy jumpy

Verb (v):

(1) To jump on a super kingsize bed
(2) When you are humping on said bed
(3) JUMPING AROUND

I was harpy jumpy all over the bed

by Fourcats July 25, 2011

Mall Harpy

1) Sales people usually employed at the mall that get in your face to buy their stuff and test their products on you without your permission; commission based harpies will usually swarm you.


2) Retailers who don't understand "no."

"I was going through cosmetics at Dillards and was jumped by a bunch of mall harpies."


"When walking by a kiosk a mall harpy sprayed me with perfume."

by Chick Geek April 10, 2009