A phrase used to describe an extremely difficult task or how hard an object is. The inference is that calculus is difficult by itself and in Chinese, a seemly nonsense language compared to English, it is extremely hard. Etymology: Midwest slang.
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My grandpa said "trying to program my VCR is harder than Chinese calculus."
My grandpa said "trying to program my VCR is harder than Chinese calculus."
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