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Hard Dick Fighting

Being forced to fist fight while having a full erection.
While scoring with my new girlfriend, I was surprised by her husband. I was forced to do some hard dick fighting to save my life.
by Breckul July 19, 2009
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hard dick on yatch

a hard dick on yatch is an imaginary rape fest in your own mind. then you come back to relaity and if the girl is alone shes gonna get pumped lizad dickstyle!
i got a hard dick on yatch eneded up fucking her.
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hard dick and helicopters

An answer to what's up?". Can also mean someone who falls in love easily or immediatly after having sex. The opposite of hard dick and bubble gum.
Be careful if you put it on him girl, he wil ask you to marry him the very next morning. Hes hard dick and helicopters.
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hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.
So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.
by anonymous January 12, 2024
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hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.
So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.
by anonymous January 12, 2024
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hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.
So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.
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half hard dick

i ) A half erect penis.

ii) Something that is useless

iii) Something that appears to be on its way to being useful, but isn't

iv) Something that possesses all the drawbacks, and none of the advantages of a given phenomenon
Steve : Did you get a raise at work ?

Dave : Yes, but only $2,000

Steve : That's like $50 a paycheck after taxes

Dave : It's about as useful as a half hard dick.
by The Rockit February 9, 2010
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