Handwarmers

Women's Breasts

"Hey girl, my hands are really cold. Would you mind if I use your handwarmers?"

by Yeet_1337 April 7, 2019

Mexican Handwash

A type of massage that you give a pregnant midget on Tuesday evenings

Jon was glad to go home after a long days work and give his wife a Mexican Handwash

by Edwin Jones June 26, 2008

Handwashing vs Brainwashing

Two modes of processing intelligence concerning COVID-19.

She was tuned to CNN, he to Fox News. She believed you could not be too careful. He believed it was a liberal hoax. Their tiny apartment had become a Handwashing vs Brainwashing battlefield.

by Monkey's Dad April 5, 2020

Mexican handwash

-noun

The act of wiping one's hands on one's clothing after urinating, but not actually washing one's hands.

Although the restaurant had a strict hand-washing policy prior to exiting the Men's Room, Jose simply gave himself a quick Mexican handwash by rubbing his hands on his poncho.

by Tommy2011 September 23, 2011

Icelandic handwarmer

When two females or two males take both their hands and make a circle together and then Proceed to give a handjob to a guy

Man, Haley and Becky gave me the best Icelandic handwarmer last night

by murderxjunkie April 25, 2017

dutch handwarmer

Using flatulence to warm someones hand.

Whilst walking hand in hand along the canal, Clara complained her hands were cold. Stefan pulled Clara close to him, pushed her hand into the cleft of his bottom and released a deeply brewed air biscuit onto her cold hands. As Clara recoiled from this indignation, Stefan responded "It is common to use a dutch handwarmer if you have forgotten your gloves."

by 2Bears-in-a-trap November 12, 2020

The Callum Handwash

When you don't have hand sanitizer so you use soju

fuck i'm out of soju *drinks hand sanitizer*

also, i'm callum and i wash my hands, i call that The Callum Handwash

by crank that soju boy April 10, 2022