Handpay

Paying for goods or services with a handjob.

Yo, you gettin a handpay for that?

by riped June 15, 2018

handpalm

A handpalm is a scenario where a normally-competitive situation has become so unbalanced that one side dominates all of the others and exercises an overwhelming degree of control. It metaphorically refers to the dominant player holding all the rest of the players "in the palm of the hand", meaning it can crush them and end the contest at any point. At this point, any actual competition purely symbolic - the contest continues solely at the desire of the dominant player.

A situation like this can arise in a simple game such as checkers or chess, or it can apply to more complex scenarios like economic competition, academic mastery of a given field, or military might.

Note that merely being the strongest player is not enough for a handpalm scenario. The scenario must become so lopsided that no action by any of the opposing elements can possibly break the victor's dominant position, short of intentional self-handicap or monumentally inept play.

Ex 1:

HMB: "I played chess against my girlfriend last night. It was brutal. She started with a handicap of one Bishop, one Knight, and one Rook and she STILL managed to corner me with two Queens and a Rook. She then spent ten moves of her stalemate count just taunting me with them to make her point."

HDT: "Wow. I've never seen a handpalm of that magnitude. Rusty?"

HMB: "You're telling me. I played a game of chess against myself the other day and somehow managed to lose."

Ex 2:

HMB: "My girlfriend inflicted the most intense handpalm last night. I'm still staggering from the blow."

DTM (who doesn't understand the term): "NIIICE! High five?"

HMB: "...no. No, I think not..."

by HMB February 6, 2010

Handango

A woman's discrete ejaculation of a man through the use of one or more hand(s). Specifically refers to a situation with a high risk of discovery, e.g. at the movie theater, under the dinner table or in the back of a taxi cab. (Note: Some women lack the forearm strength to perform the handango to completion.)

The best part of the ride home from my eighth grade field trip to Washington D.C. was getting a handango under a blanket at the back of the bus.

by Little Handango March 18, 2008

handman

it is the man of hand. historically from the land of kingston, he has historical connections to the shocker and the houdini.

handman, man of hand, will show you the shocker if you don't listen up

by Jzito December 17, 2006

handnanny

A non-gendered term for masturbation.

"I couldn't get any poonanny tonight but at least I can get unlimited handnanny."

"Wow, I am sore from all that handnanny I got"

"Boohoohoo I'm so lonely that I now get handnanny to the thought of me getting handnanny."

by handninny January 25, 2013

Hangpang

To throw someone under the bus

I can’t believe you are going to hangpang me and tell everyone about Celine dion concert

by Hangpang August 29, 2018

Handbananna

A dog like creature native to northern New Jersey that appeared on Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Although it seems to act like a normal dog, it will pick a person at random to be their victim. The creature will psychically inform them of his intentions and repeatedly anally rape them. These can be created with a create with a make your own dog kit 1.0.

Is that you Handbananna ?
oh god
not my asshole. oh god.

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I only know three words, 'sit' 'stay' and 'rape.'

by john4368 March 5, 2009