rando hando

a handjob performed by a perfect stranger.

dude 1: what'd you do last night?
dude 2: went to some bar. got a handy in the bathroom.
dude 1: sick yo. who was the chick?
dude 2: no clue. it was a rando hando.

by master.blaster July 17, 2009

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「ZA HANDO」

Okuyasu Nijimura's stand. It can erase literally anything that its right hand touches when it does a swiping motion.

"Oi Josuke! I used 「ZA HANDO」 to erase JoJo Friday! Please don't tell r/shitpostcrusaders"

by OI JOSUKE December 26, 2019

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Hando Calrissian

slang for a hand job.

Yeah, so that bitch I hung out with last night was boring as hell. At least I got a Hando Calrissian before I got outta there.

by phishpac2 February 22, 2010

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D4C: Za hando

The act of beating the meat of an alternate version of yourself

-I'm tired of beating my meat....D4C: Za hando!

by Armitroni May 3, 2020

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the one hando commando

One who is adept at performing an action, usually piloting an automobile, one handed, while the other hand is engaged in an altogether unrelated activity, most frequently something rude or illegal.

Me: Shit Lisa, how can you smoke all that draw while driving a Chevy Tahoe?

Lisa: Duh, cos I'm the one hando commando.

by milkatraz October 26, 2004

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