applying the handbrake

A slang term of British origin meaning to masturbate. Usually used as a comedic alternative to "Beat your meat" or any variation of that slang.
Friend: Hey, what are you doing in there?!
You: Uh, just applying the handbrake, if you know what I mean.
Friend: Disgusting, dude.
by SwagLowMuffins June 02, 2014
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handbrake turn

while driving, pulling up on the handbrake while simultaneously turning the steering wheel, thus enabling the rear of the car to be carried through the turn as the rear wheels lock. as the handbrake turn is being executed, a ridiculous screeching sound is heard from the back tires.
Me: handbrake turn
Ben: YES!
Car: <screeeeeeeeeeeeeech>
Both: That was fuckin' awesome.
by Tom April 19, 2004
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Swedish Handbrake

sternly straddle the phallus, while cupping the balls in ones mouth and inserting the index finger gently into the anus
Swedish Break-line or the more common Swedish Handbrake
by Woody Catpie July 05, 2010
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The Quigley Handbrake

The act of suddenly gripping a nearby friend's erect penis and attempting to yank it at an extreme angle with great force.
I hit matt with the Quigley Handbrake and now he's in hospital.
by Quilyboi July 02, 2024
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Handbrake Generation

A collective term for anyone affected, even peripherally, by the fallout of the Coronavirus outbreak, to actually have the courage to stop the toxic, vicious cycle that they have been in, in order to pursue their personal mission statement.
-'Ere Barry, has Sid had a nervous breakdown or sommat? Looks like he's going through a mid-life...
-Nahhh, Gordon you thick twat.
He's only part of the Handbrake Generation, decided to leave Sharon and open up a Gluten-Free Bakery.
-Takes all sorts, I suppose...
by Benni Venutti September 05, 2020
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Handbrake Hanna

A passenger princess who has unexpectedly pulled the emergency brake on her significant other while they’re driving, due to some argument or other sudden distress.
Yeah man it’s true, handbrake hanna tried to kill us the other day while I was driving, locked up my wheels going 80 on the highway, after I said we should break up. Death trap
by umassdebator March 09, 2024
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Handbrake

When you're about to perform the pull-out method on a bad bitch and then pull up on your dick like a car handbrake and cum on your own face
Dude this girl I hooked up with last night didn't want my cum so I pulled the handbrake
by Blocboy April 09, 2025
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