hammering

to fuck a girl usually to fuck her so hard she screams

Guy 1: I was hammering a girl so hard that she was screaming daddy

by fugenuggets are yum December 25, 2019

Hammering the Troll

Taking such a massive dump that the splash is like taking one off a bridge while the bridge troll looks on in amazement.

Spend the last 30 minutes in the can hammering the troll

by Slade666 September 29, 2011

Hamaxing

To be so awesome it blows your mind. Hamaxing is the highest order of amaxing.

Vic: We are pure hamaxing
Lee: We funking are, hamaxing is the highest order of amaxing!
Vic: It most certainly is

by Trixxy Woo Woo August 23, 2009

Hammering Nails

When someone is falling asleep in a sitting position then wake up as their head leans down (repeatedly), resulting in a hammering motion.

guy 1:Look at Craig Hammering nails over there!

guy 2: I don't blame him this class is a total snooze fest

by LynchMaster69 November 8, 2018

jan hammering

To play the 1980s synthesizer piece "Crockett's Theme" by Jan Hammer provocatively to pedestrians from a moving vehicle.

Hey Barry, we should totally go out jan hammering.

by E W Cooke April 10, 2010

hamming down

to destroy or overly do something.

Allie was hamming down that bowl of cereal milk!

by cereal bhaddie January 12, 2019

hammering thunder sperm

A hammering thunder sperm is:

1) A group of men or women sperming at the same time and screaming at the top of there lungs

Danielle: Ok guys im ready for the hammering thunder sperm HIT ME

Group of men: OH YEAH, IN THE EYE, ITS EVERYWHERE. shit i killed my dog, Get the mop

by Sperm Hammer August 18, 2011