hamdog

The act of substituting a thin slice of deli meat for a condom.

"Fuck Trojans, I hamdog that shit."

"Sally forgot to take her birth control, so we just hamdogged all night long."

"I hamdogged Julia two weeks ago, and now I'm afraid she's carrying my meat spawn."

by Jeff Shewer January 11, 2009

Hamed

You will never figure out his real deal !
You have no idea how powerful he is !
He is silent But Extremely deadly inside .
Talks less works more - but to be honest..
he’s not real , he’s a Legend

“ jesus fucking christ he’s Hamed

he’s a legend“

by DonaldJTrumpoffical August 17, 2018

Hamdong

A pro-verb to describe a state of intoxication and/or anything else you want it to mean

I'm so hamdonged.

I like your hamdong.

Will you redo my hamdong?

Hamdiggitydong.

Hamdong often.

This party is hamdonging.

To hamdong off.

I just killed a hamdong.

It's a hamdongerday.

Welcome to the hamdong.

by Dilldong August 28, 2009

hamdodger

slang for jewish person

Abe can't make it, it's the high holidays and he's a hamdodger.

by C.H. #23 May 29, 2008

Hamed

Hamed is the definition of greatness. Fallen Leaf, one of the indians during the time of Sitting Bull prophesized that there will be a certain Hamed that will be the best in the world.

Person 1: omg did you see kobe bryant last night?
Person 2: yeah bro he was so sick!
Person 3: I would say he was definately Hamedding it up
Person 1: yeah dude, total Hamed

by asdfjklqwerty June 6, 2009

hameda

The baddest bitch to ever exist in the history of the world
Any man would be lottery lucky to have her

“Omg did you see that girl? I love herrr!”
“Yes she’s Hameda, everyone loves her!”

by BigbootyMoqadas November 19, 2021

Mark-hamed

To Mark-ham is to provide Devine dicking of gold star quality. To be Mark-hamed is where the orgasm given is mind altering and the receiver is left in a blissful yet jittery state for multiple hours.

Warning: the recipient may have flashbacks and cravings may occur up to days later.

Sharron was delighted to be Mark-hamed one passionate love making session, she didnt stopped shaking for the rest of the day.

Pete provided a wonderful Mark-ham to Sharron and is now the popular topic at any female gathering.

by Smiles for dayz May 1, 2021