Halford is a department store that sell crap, with absolutely shit customer service as people in there are on a crap wage. Things will change soon when Halfrauds get their ass brought out by Autobacs, well they own 10% of it so far!
Jo Public: Do you have a petrol car for my Corsa
Halfords staff whilst daydreaming: No we haven't
Jo Public: Can I get the manager
Halfords staff whilst still daydreaming: He is still asleep
Jo: Just sums halfords up, fukin jobsworth.
Halfords staff whilst daydreaming: No we haven't
Jo Public: Can I get the manager
Halfords staff whilst still daydreaming: He is still asleep
Jo: Just sums halfords up, fukin jobsworth.
by Nathan Legge November 13, 2006
by Jess September 18, 2003
quite possible the stupidest name in the entire universe, if you know anyone who has this name you must punch them in the neck and then proceed with the beating of the spine with the brick.
by Stumundo September 25, 2003
by Kelly April 21, 2005
Lead singer of the band Judas Priest. Had a band called Fight for a couple of albums (and they still kick major ass). II was something of a departure from the format of music he plays; too techno for moi. That doesn't change the fact that he can scream like a pissed off demon.
by warpig9761 May 4, 2007
n.
Motorist behind the wheel of a chavmobile, who has kitted out his bottom-of-the-range hatchback with several hundredweight of expensive tat, including alloy wheels, ludicrous spoilers, am extremely loud stereo and an exhaust pipe like a fucking coal scuttle.
Motorist behind the wheel of a chavmobile, who has kitted out his bottom-of-the-range hatchback with several hundredweight of expensive tat, including alloy wheels, ludicrous spoilers, am extremely loud stereo and an exhaust pipe like a fucking coal scuttle.
by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 19, 2005
by CheekyBastrd88 May 13, 2021