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Half Baked 

Half Baked: when ur so stoned you piss where u are..

being so stoned you do not register your a) brain b) phsyical surroundings and socially assertive behavior and you just well short of HALF SHIT IN A PUBLIC PLACE.

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oh man i was so half baked last night i pissed in the college tutrorial and i was in the front seat..

omg did you see mike??he was so stoned he had to be taken out of class for being so stoned..
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Half Baked 

Any Caucasian male that often ends up staying longer (or forever) in a third world country city such as Manila (Philippines, Southeast Asia), and does nothing but 'chillax' 24/7 at places for 'foreigners' such as Greenbelt in Makati or beaches like Boracay or Bali. Based on the color of his skin, the Half Baked is immediately bestowed VIP status by the friendly, unknowing locals & practically gets all the 'tang' that he wants. He is also immediately assumed to be attractive, even if he ISN'T, & is generally believed to have a lot of money, even if he DOESN'T.
Girl: Remember Brad? That American guy I met at Bed Space in Greenbelt? I think he zo rad. He's so..worldly.
Friend: He's a pasty white guy who's only been to Oregon apart from his hometown of Mississippi and that 2-hour stopover in Hawaii. He's a total Half Baked.
Half Baked by catfight12 January 4, 2009

half baked 

When someone is have one race and half the an other
used for ppl that are part black and white
Oliver Dunber is a half baked pimp
half baked by Oliver Dunbar June 4, 2007

half-baked 

Something very poorly designed or executed.
Going into Iraq was such a half-baked plan.
half-baked by bigtangringo July 1, 2005

half-baked 

foolish, poorly thought out, ill conceived
They are always coming up with half-baked excuses.
half-baked by Light Joker November 11, 2005

HALF-BAKED 

Used to describe someone who is under the heavy influence of drugs and/or alcohol.
Jesus, I look at this band pic and you guys look HALF-BAKED.
HALF-BAKED by Joshiro007 February 15, 2003

half-baked 

is a name used to describe someone that isn't fully complete. Just like pottery on a potters wheel, it is shaped into a beautiful piece of art. If something goes wrong, it is deformed and the process to shape begins again. We are all being baked, going through trials in life. If we give up, we are only half-baked.
Susie gave up on her dream; she is half-baked.
half-baked by diaryofafruitcake March 21, 2011