The hairy monkey

He ugly as frick but he like a chimpanzee and he’s cuddly so we didn’t put him down yet

Oh man, the hairy monkey is very... CHILL

by THE CHICKENMAN1182 December 10, 2019

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Hairy Monkey

for origin see Gorilla Mask

Yo your mom flipped out when I gave her the hairy monkey.

by Dion Chaz April 30, 2005

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Hairy Monkey

When someone has a picture of their ass on their cell phone.

Clark this is to you.

by Squeky Clean February 3, 2005

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The outcome of an unshaven scrotum being squeezed until the veins stick out. The shiny skin is evident, as well as the pubic hair. This looks like what would appear to be a small hairy brain. Hairy monkey brains!

Oh my God, the Brains! NO! I hate hairy monkey brains!

by Green eggs and baaaam May 29, 2008

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Hoboken hairy monkey monster

A legand in Harrison high school new jersey. mostly known as a girl who's face contains much pubic hair, and has severe herpies sores and hemeroids of the mouth and/or asshole. bears a striking resemblence to a wet sewre rat or monkey hence the name, she will gobble your penis with her fingers or dirty moneky claws that have been dipped in her anus and many of her victoms anuses for years. Mostly seen wearing overalls, barefoot, and climbing trees. Signs of this beast approaching: a foul oder, vommitting, chronic Diahhrrea. it learks behind quick check inn the crown bank dumpster.

HOLY SHIT!!! I HAVE DIAHHREA!!! IT MUST BE THE HOBOKEN HAIRY MONKEY MONSTER!!! Quick, throw a crack covered dounut at that bitch! Quickly, throw a comb nd purple hair extensions and pubes!!

by Darius, Iago, Jessie June 11, 2008

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