Hairy Mary

A girl who likes to rip your pubes put with her teeth and then eat it mixed with you semen.

"How was your date with Jenna last night?"
"She was a hairy Mary, dude"

by theduude September 25, 2013

hairy mary

aimee l is so sad for looking at this get a life

aimee l loves the pen15

by Jamie January 8, 2005

Shaven Haven or Hairy Mary

A hairy mary refers to the growth of a women's pubic hair surrounding the vagina whereas a shaven haven is when there is no hair at all due to shaving, waxing or laser therapy. 'Hairy Mary' tens to be made fun of as the name connotes virginity and lack of beauty when in actual fact either amount of hair can be favoured.

Sam: I can't choose between a shaven haven or hairy mary.
Michael: Well you can have them bare like the magazines or natural like the rest of us, but I don't think you can choose those things about a girl mate.

by knowitallabouttheinside June 27, 2012

mary hair

Very bland, boring hair, that a very religious person cut off from society would have, or an extremely innocent or sheltered person.

Characterized by it being long, frizzy-curly, and slightly mullet-y.

"That girl never wears any makeup, and she has MARY HAIR TOO!"

by Springloaded July 12, 2005

HairymarioXD

sexiest person to touch the hive

hairymarioxd!!!!!!!!!!!! noN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAlls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by sdf dfghdszresf December 21, 2022

Hairmary

Hairmary is the ultimate flex. She is chill and knows how to have a good time. Do NOT cross a Hairmary because it’s either they like you or don’t. If Hairmary likes you , she will spoil you with love, if she doesn’t, good luck to you. Loyalty is important to her, and she makes a great friend. Hairmary is rare like a hidden gem, if you find one , hold on.

She looks so important, she must be a Hairmary.

by sessionaddressed November 22, 2021