hairyniggaballs 

Some amazing and at the same time retarded meme accounts that provide the kind of humor the gang and the hoods need (as the name makes It clear).

Bro check the last hairyniggaballs8765/8291 new post! That shit got me dying

hairyniggaballs by Gangdefinitions November 26, 2021

Hairy worm 

when you take your pubic hair and twist it into a wormlike shape and let it stay in that form... it will look like a hairy worm

Sal: oh my fucking god i just got the longest hairy worm ever its so fucking hairy and fucking fucking sexy as fucking fuck come look at it fucking now

Phuck: OH MY FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING GOD I WANT TO CHEW ON IT FUCKING NOW

Hairy worm by Fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck October 6, 2021

Hairy Chicken

Hairy Chicken can be thought of as the Indian version of Chuck Norris. He's elusive, powerful and legendary. The legend of Hairy Chicken originates from deep within the eastern region of India, from the times of the former Vanga Kingdom. Local Bengali folklore passed down stories of Lomasa eka or "the hairy one". In local culture, superstitions and even jokes can be heard about Hairy Chicken. It is said that no one messes with Hairy Chicken.

colloquially: Tigers have stripes to hide from Hairy Chicken.

pop culture reference: Hairy Chicken once slammed a revolving door.

Hairy Chicken by Backpacking Andy September 29, 2021

hairy conniption 

When some has an extreme reaction to something and starts freaking out.

When I saw Troy I literally had a hairy conniption and started crying. Brad Pitt was just too hot to handle

hairy conniption by #scarletkingston2900 May 30, 2014

hairy teeth 

Hairy teeth means that your lack of dental hygeine has become such a problem, your teeth are coated with a grey fuzz resembling hair.

Bloke : Dave's breath stank of dead cow tonight
Geezer: He's got hairy teeth that one, the dirty bastard doesn't brush

hairy teeth by Fisty Ginge Box September 2, 2014

hairyniggaballs8291 

Balls that are attached to the male African American

Billy: yo let me see those hairyniggaballs

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hairyniggaballs8291 by hairyniggaballs8291 November 26, 2021

Hairy Stamper 

When the male ejaculates on a woman's chest and presses his pubic hair on the ejaculant and creates a stamp mark on the woman's head with the jizz as ink and the pubes as a stamp.

"I didn't have enough jizz to do a hairy stamper with my girl friend."

Hairy Stamper by Rawbeesea February 22, 2010