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receding hairline 

When your face is so ugly that your hair starts to run away from it.
Bill: damn! yana has a massive forehead

Saul: No, that her hair running away from her face, its a receding hairline.

Bill: jeez!

Saul: but she"s a slut so just brown-bag it.

Bill: I'll pass

Saul: yeah

your hairline 

A retarded thing people say when they have no good joke
Person 1. Can you give a dollar .
Person 2. Your hairline

unfortunate forward hairline 

Where a males hair points forward no matter what.
Look at that guy with the unfortunate forward hairline I can't help but feel sorry for that guy. However, studies suggest those with forward hairlines like to tweek whilst forcing his straight friends to take part in a circle jerk so i have no sympathy for him.

lebrons hairline 

A line going through orbit on lebrons head controlling the embarrassing balding pattern.
Random fucker: Lebrons hairline left him like he left the heat
Lebron: You laugh at my hairline, I laugh at your paycheck.

Jojo Siwa’s Hairline 

Jojo Siwa’s Hairline is non existent.”

your hairline 

a phrase that you can use to insult anyone. very versatile.. only the educated people will understand...
person 1: what kept you from sleeping all night?
person 2: your hairline...
person 2: ……. ok
your hairline by Your actual mom December 9, 2019