mike haggerty

Total stud. The type of guy your mom won't stop talking about you marrying and all the other girls are jealous of.

You finally found yourself a Mike Haggerty.

by Dudeman87 January 25, 2021

haggarty

to do something insane or really sick, to perform a trick that makes people "cream in there pants"

"John, that crankflip double peg was fucking haggarty"

by torrance dodge May 17, 2005

haggertit

A haggertit, is when the tits just do NOT cooperate. Haggertits usually sag lower than the bellybutton and look like penises. People who have haggertits can NEVER EVER GET A GODDAMN BOYFRIEND IN THERE LIFE! Even Jack beeke wont take em, jk of course he will! DONT BE A HAGGERTIT condition ur boobs twice a week with hot sauce and lemon juice!

Gurrrllllll i havent seen u in so long.... what happend??
i forgot to condition my boobs
U HAVVE A HAGGERTIT
yep, jack beeke even said they where gross, after raping me behind a movie theater

by guinea pig owner November 22, 2017

Tag-Haggery

Tagging someone's blog with lame tags cause you are too chicken to make a comment on their blog.

There sure is a lot of tag-haggery going on here.

by TequillaRules February 24, 2009

Haggert

Distraught in appearance; unnecessary; equivalent to the shampoo "pert plus". Increases the volume and the intensity of the term Haggard.

Sick nasty, that is absoluely Haggert!

I could never wear that dress, it is simply haggert!

by Lindsey Kolbrek February 7, 2006

haggerton

A male who always blames everyone else for their shortcomings. "I'm fat,it's your fault". "I'm broke it's your fault" "your my boss that's not fair"....and in and on it goes. Hates welfare but makes a living off of it. Loves the black cock but it's a hugs racist and thinks he is a slave owner. Is the smartest retard you'll ever meet.

I encourage my kids to be the best they can be, but sometimes they pull a Haggerton

by Wtfyda August 6, 2017

Haggery

Witchy, magical mischief or chaos.

"The insane, old hermit up the hill must be up to some sort of haggery."
"We gathered all of the materials, ready to spread haggery all over town. It was beautiful."

by SeagullSpit August 15, 2022