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absolutely massive penis, like wow holy shit, possibly has the biggest penis youve seen in your life, like you could be a penis oracle youve seen lots of penises in your life but youve never seen dicks big like on a haden like damn

way better that all those other -dens, a definite s tier -den. fuck off aidens, jaydens, braydens, brendens. suck my enormous cock nerds
everyone: fuck that guy brayden he has a small cock, like haden's is way better and way bigger than his
Haden by hadennn November 24, 2021
The name of a man who only believes in himself. Even after being proven wrong and shown all the evidence they still deny the facts. On top of that, if you state something that the believe otherwise you will get personally attacked just because you are unaware of his opinion.
Jesus Christ man, you are being such a hate'n Haden right now!
A lifeless ginger who’s trash at fortnite
Damn this nigga Haden trash fucking ginger
Haden by TTVloneshark November 9, 2019
A crippled square who everyone hates. They tend to be obsessed with sex but will never experience it. Their mothers are also whores.
Haden: I did your mom!

Everyone: Shut up Haden you cripple.

Haden: I'm a cool cripple! I broke my leg in a car crash.

Everyone: No the fork you didn't. You ran over your own leg with an ATV you dumbass.
Haden by Josh Chandran November 9, 2022
It is slang for failure
Are you trying to be a Haden?
Haden by Elipticool August 2, 2023