Hanfrey 

Someone with the surname Hanfrey is the coolest and most sexiest person ever. They can make anyone laugh with their great wit, and they could win a fight against the rock. If you have the surname Hanfrey, you are extremely lucky, as only true Gigachads are gifted with this name.

Why isn’t your surname Hanfrey?

Hanfrey by Obama balls October 16, 2022

Hanford Hookup 

The act of performing every sexual act except actual vaginal penetration

Connor totally pulled a "Hanford Hookup" with that chick last night. Very Disappointing....

Maybe you can at least get a "Hanford Hookup" out of her.

Hanford Hookup by Wild Bill 67 December 19, 2011

Hanford

Is a place where people have nothing better to do then to hurt others and pass STD's around their group of friends like it's going out of style! Majority of people smoke weed and drink and get knocked up. The cops are not much better, they only stop people for traffic violations or pick on youngsters just to pass the time, but make no attempt to stop domestic violence, drug abusers, or child molesters. *Most crimes are not recorded for the public so the City could keep their label of being the Friendliest Town in California... which means most girls who are raped and beaten go unnoticed and never receive justice, which is why a lot of them are knocked up and become labeled as Sluts, They lose all hope and give up*

Every person in Hanford is DYING to get away but for some reason they all fall back into that hole of a city in cali

"Whoa I thought you moved away"

"Yeah I left for vacation, was pulled over for a violation, and got locked up and put on probation."

"yep that's happens A lot here in Hanford."

Hanford by Toasty, The Toast Bandit October 7, 2009

Hanford

A town in the middle of no where in California where it's actually ghetto...where everyone speaks spanish and the grown ups look like former confederates of the civil war also no one drinks the water because its polluted...there shouldnt be any reason to have gangbangers and high teen pregnancies because, there's really nothing to do in Hanford it's the equivalent to the smell of the desert in such cases and everyone is high on that hyphy shyt for some reason

James-Hey I'm from LA where you from?
Alfredo-Hanford

James-Wheres that at?
Alfredo-near Fresno
James-Where's that at?
Alfredo-close to Visalia
James-Where that at?
Alfredo-near Tulare
James-whars that?
Alfredo-its kinda close to Bakersfield
James-Hu?
Alfredo_Nevermind dude

Hanford by AJ Luis June 9, 2009

Hanford

An awesome city in Central California where fucktards who are born and raised, then leave only to bash.

Hanford sucks = I'm retarded.

Hanford by S.W.G. March 21, 2013

hanford high school 

Not better than Richland High School.

Hanford High School's football team lost again to (Richland High School).

hanford high school by loveandwhatevs November 5, 2013

hanfic 

A fictional story written by Hanson fans(fansons)about the band Hanson!!!!!!!

"Avery" was my FAVE hanfic!!!!

hanfic by asdfghjklwere April 27, 2006