Get Your Hand Off It

Australian phrase:
1. A phrase used when a person tells you something which is clearly exaggerated or a lie, and you want them to know that you don’t believe them.

2. A phrased used to tell a male to get his hand off of his genitals, or stop masturbating.

"You are trying to tell me you wrestled a crocodile? Get your hand off it mate!"
"Barry, get your hand off it and come and help me in the kitchen."

by arkanis50 January 07, 2005

Get your hand off it

Another way of saying, "As if!!" or "Your full of it."

"I just bought a Ferrari Enzo", "Oh, get your hand off it."

by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

HANDS OFF MY CAWK

A funny move in where you down taunt and when falco say "hands off my" you down smash in which he will say "HANDS OFF MY CAWK"

birdman: HANDS OFF MY CAWK

by Slapp June 27, 2021

Wakey Wakey Hands off Snakey

Stop wanking and get up!

My brother busted into my room yelling "Wakey Wakey hands off Snakey" to awaken me while I tried spanking the monkey a little before work.

by Kooh July 07, 2011

Hands off my Kool-aid

Taken from the movie Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Meaning 'Stay away from her, she's mine'

Justice Kisses Jay and he walks away, Silent Bob puckers his lips for a kiss, Jay grabs him.

'Hands off my Kool-aid!'

And pulls him away.

by Wolfgang Killmaster April 15, 2011

get your hand off your dick

Stop wasting your time. Usually told to someone who takes too long to do something for you.

Barry, get your hand off your dick and pass the goddamn salt.

by mac-attk October 15, 2009

take my hands off your ears

As when you are getting blown, the person giving gets how you like it.

You doing me so good I am gonna take my hands off your ears.

by Raw Hunter February 25, 2023