gurp

Consuming alcohol. The act of getting drunk.

"Were gurpin' it up at Nicole's house tonight."
"There's a gurpfest on friday!"

by DevinsMom March 21, 2009

gurp

(verb) To get coked the fuck out.

I was straight fucking GURPED last night.

by Skurt Grustle March 17, 2008

gurp

A combination of 'gulp' and 'slurp.' To quickly and quietly swallow an entire portion of food without chewing or drawing attention.

I didn't even see Chase gurp down that entire plate of spaghetti.

by Jessica February 16, 2005

gurp

to get ones penis sucked

see that girl she gives mad gurps
hey girl do you give gurps

by fcgk22 July 20, 2008

gurp

blow job that ends with swallowing of the male sex cell.

"Dude! Last night that slut gurped me and she swallowed it all!!!!!"

by talking dolphin January 5, 2009

gurp

gurp: to slob ones knob
gurping: to reapetidly slob ones knob
gurper: giver of the gurp
gurpey: the reciever of the gurp

Yo P-Jimmy, stop gurping tool and have a tip on dis foty ounce.

by Busta August 13, 2003

gurp

to steal or have the intention of stealing something

imma gurp Logan's bike
Dude i gurped so many poptarts from safeways

by the slap man July 9, 2009