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Gunnutz

Law abiding citizens advocating their liberty to own and use firearms for hunting, target shooting and just plain fun.
We are gunnutz, we like are freedom and choices, we like to participate in target sports and hunting. We are not criminals. Confiscation without compensation is theft.
by Windy Crookier October 22, 2010
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Gunnison

A small mountain town in the western slopes of Colorado that is covered in snow 7 months of the year, and 70 degrees and sunny the rest of the year. It's neighboring town is Crested Butte (famous for hosting the X-Games once, and being the home of Heidi Montag, the bitch from the Hills).
The population is somewhere around 6000, not including the college, Western State. Gunnison also has what the locals claim is the world's smallest Wal-Mart, with no food, except a candy aisle, milk, and soda. Sometimes you might spot Tony Hawk, or other celebrities that have million dollar houses they stay in once a year.
The population is 99% white, the other 1% is a Native American tribe from Mexico called the Cora, who don't like white people at all and have nothing to do with them. This has caused them to "keep it in the family". Inbreeding has caused them to have very round, alien-like faces, and they are even shorter than the average Mexican.
There's a ton of weed here, and it's practically free. Anytime you are near the high school or the college, just whisper "weed" into the wind. 45 people will grin at you, one will eventually come up to you and ask if you wanna be smoked down. These are all middle to upper middle class white kids, who have never seen violence in their lives, so they aren't going to kidnap or rape you. They will invite you to their car, you'll hotbox the motherfucker, and they won't even ask you to put in on it. No need to worry about cops, their kids smoke too.
Steve: Man, I love living in the Gunnison Valley. The bud is dank, and the mountains are beautiful. Aren't you glad you live here instead of still living in Texas?

Alan: I don't know dude... don't you sometimes wish you lived in a somewhat normal place? Where there was diversity, and more to the culture than rich trust fund babies that think they're hippies?

Steve:*face of deep though*......nah...fuck it. Who needs that shit when you have unlimited weed, slopes to hit every weekend, and...what else do we have here?

Alan: That about sums it up...but damn you weren't lying when you said this shit was the chronic! *cough*cough*smile*cough*

So go visit the slopes today, nigga! (Unless you really are a nigga....you will probably feel uncomfortable around these crazy fucking white people).
by R.I.P. Nate Dogg April 8, 2011
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Tim Gunn it

to make it work; to do anyting in your power to make a project succeed
-This project we haven't finished is due tomorrow!

-Don't worry, we'll Tim Gunn it and finish in time!
by boredincollege November 30, 2009
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gunitdruid

this total e-thug from d2jsp
that faggot gunitdruid 5-0'd me the other day but was usin h4x
by bbq-bill December 4, 2007
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Gunning to the Officers

A prison term for masturbating to, and in front of, the female officers.
I haven't been with a woman for five years, so of course I'm gunning to the officers
by Sylaine November 29, 2012
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tail gunning

the art of shooting one's load in a woman's anus immediately after anal sex whilst the anus is dilated and before its diameter reduces to a size too small to hit.
When Luke Skywalker destroyed the Death Star before the window of opportunity vanished, tail gunning.
by DoubleMiles September 10, 2010
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Gunnie

A technique of inhaling marijuana where one's self puts a bong like object on their lips and pulls a fuse of tobacco and marijuana through a straight pipe and into a small amount of water in the bottom of the bong; The tobacco sets itself as a gauze and the marijuana is on top. The marijuana burns and then the tobacco flares. as this happens the user needs to toke harder as the marijuana and tobacco pulls through creating a gunnie flare. The user will then feel a slight to very large head rush soon followed by a intense stone. It's mean, trust the D.H.B.O.G. (Deputy head boy of gunnies.)
Everyone gets stoned off mongster, chundy, gunwah, gunnies.
by D.H.B.O.G February 22, 2012
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