Gonga

Someone who enjoys indulging in the dirty club scene that Wollongong, NSW, Australia has to offer. These people tend not to mix with people involved in the music scene even though some venues (namely the Glasshouse and Yours and Owls) are within 100m of each other. When on the odd chance that interaction does occur, the conversation usually ends with "yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhh".

Gonga: "Hey, how's your night been?"

Muso 1: "Good, been at Owls all night watching some fucking off the chain local talent."

Gonga: "Oh, we went there for a drink because the line to the glasshouse was REAAAAALLY long. We didn't like it there, everyone had really long hair and looked like fags. Plus there was no DJ, the band was playing instruments! What the hell!?"

Muso 1: "Yeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh."

Muso 2: "Fuckin' gongas."

by The best soundguy in town. April 11, 2012

Gonga

Another name for Weed.

You got any gonga left on you?

by TimmieD May 9, 2018

gonga longa

The original person who made these words was called will Barlow and he was 6 at the time and he said it meant you are stupid and dumb (it is still used in 2020)

Hey Alfie is such a gonga longa

by Blyat September 15, 2020

Gonga

It means sus

You are looking very gonga today

by Lilylister January 1, 2022

gonga

someone you either really hate or your best friend!

person 1: “ew look at that gonga.”
person 2: “gross. i hate that thing.”

person 1: “omg hey gonga!”
person 2: “hey gonga!”

by gongaisawordnow July 15, 2022

Gonga complex

A complex in which someone believes everything they say is right no matter how little thought they put behind it

“Did you hear Randy last night? He was a total prick”
“Yeah, it’s like he’s got a gonga complex”

by Sir Quigsley April 8, 2023

Gonga

Very, a large amount of something. Can also be used interchangeably with "big".

Look at that rock, that's a gonga rock.

I'm making gonga cash.

by Vibis Variis July 8, 2024