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Gunt Trap

Not concentrating during the sexual act and finding yourself lost in the dark recesses found beneath the gunt.
I was hot, roaring hot, vomiting with the heat, my every cell protesting as it bucked against the impositions of the atmosphere, and instantly I knew I was caught in a gunt trap.And I was flesh-and-blood, organic, heaving in torment, my breathing corpse in rebellion against the impossible demands being made upon it, this while I fought to control the hot Gunt bucking in my hands, a piece of flesh which I identified as a gunt flap. Crushed by heat. Annihilated by the light of the sky. I should have looked, then. Upwards, I mean. At the sky. At the light. But I didn't. Instead, I dropped the gunt flap. And flinched. Downwards. Squeezing my eyes shut. Trying to squeeze myself into annihilation. Trying to hide. I made my way towards the relative safety of the vulva and hopefully freedom.
by Juan Hunglow April 27, 2010
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Gunt

The protruding area of blubber that sticks out below the gut and above the cunt.
Dude that’s gross man. Did you see the gunt
?
by Newfie blogger July 19, 2019
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Gunt Moat

The girth of a larger woman that prevents easy access for sex.
Yo, I tried to get with Julia last night, but got stopped by her Gunt Moat.
by B0geyMan July 25, 2011
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günthersexual

Straight men, who are attracted to one single man - Günther.
Günther makes me have a boner, even though I am completely straight. Guess I am Günthersexual.
by Temnota October 3, 2015
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Gunster

Someone seriously into guns and shooting, probably a member of a shooting. Someone who shoots on a regular basis.
That gunster is always at the range.
by Gunster UK January 28, 2017
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Gunt Munter

A male who likes to engage is sexual activities with overweight females. He is munting her gunt, therfore, he is a Gunt Munter.
A: I hear Bill is doing quite well for himself with the ladies these days. What a legend!
B: Nah, they're all fat. He's a full blown Gunt Munter.
by Morkus Morkus August 12, 2018
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GUNT RASH

a condition, that arises from a fat douche bag, that has a gunt doesnt wash and the skin becomes rew, smelly,gooy, and stinks like true fromunda cheese, like sewage, or a shit pit
WTF???? man i tried to buy some things at the store, the chick that waited me had that thing called "gunt rash' smell,, she was fat, dirty and gross to the fucking max

friend: well, yeah, did you ask her to do the honorable thing and just fucking do society a favor and think of hanging herself?

no but she was flaunting that smell, and then bent down,, do you fucking believe her gunt was visible from the back?? this wad of flesh just stood out, like hanging curtains!!

friend: then just get her shower hooks and sop and go fuck yourself and her you fucking needy man!
by Dpcx Alpha Male September 7, 2009
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