gumby

a limp penis, or a half boner

after watching bmevideo.com u will have a gumby

by dongzilla66in February 19, 2008

gumby

Noun: The guy in a cougar relationship.

A young guy who goes for older ladies.

"Dude, look at that guy with that old cougar."

"Yeah, what a gumby"

by shew March 2, 2010

gumby

a blowjob given by a woman/man with no teeth.

Jason's grandma gives great gumby

by tha killa October 23, 2003

gumby

somebody that has a severe problem between their brain and their limbs...run like a paraplegic...drop things all the time...miss their nose and poke their eye...cant aim...unco-ordinated in a way that everybody sees that something is wrong, but dont know what it is...well its because theyre GUMBY

cant you catch the ball you gumby cunt:
hey that gumby chick tripped over her own feet:
i asked for body art and the gumby shit managed to blind me block my nose and paint my tongue with thinners, get the drift?

by stevo November 28, 2004

gumby

Person wearing a knotted hankerchief on his head, glasses, a Hitler-style moustache, rolled up trousers and suspenders. Liable to brain hurting.

"My brain hurts!"

by Wormy March 28, 2004

gumby

A blowjob or any use of oral sex.

Dom: Yo, did you fuck Kyla?
Myke: No I just got a gumby

by poquito12674 March 18, 2010

gumby

a half hard cock, noticebly aroused yet not a "full on" stiffie

He had a gumby from watching the girl undress. When she was finshed he was sporting a full hard-on

by G-licious December 28, 2005