gunching

The action of trying to flip one's canoe over during a water fight.

We're going to have a gunching competition.

by foxracer4325 September 1, 2007

Gunching

The act of performing oral sex, but instead of it being to the vagina or penis, it is to the taint, otherwise known as the gooch, of the recipient. The beauty of it is it can be done to anyone by anyone!

"Man I was eating this girl out but she wanted to me to start gunching her. Apparently it feels really good, maybe next time I'll ask her to gunch me."

by soggy cloggy haver May 11, 2023

gutching

The act of gutching means to steal. It is used when in a shop to be sly and sneaky about stealing

“Hey Murdo you can gutch that right?”
“Let’s go gutching”
“This is really gutchable”

by ħūğħ February 21, 2024

guelching

the act of inserting a tube into the urethra, then allowing hot sauce to flow down the tube, before ejaculating and consuming the mixture of semen and hot sauce.

this girl wanted to perform guelching on me last night

by TEHRAEHerG March 3, 2024

Gelching

The art of massaging one’s gooch.

Last night my girlfriend and I were gelching each other all night.

by Felchlord17 March 30, 2024

gelching

The process of sounding another man while he is urinating with a bendy straw, (preferably a McDonald's straw) and slurping it all out.

Aw man, me and Jamarkounwious really REALLY wanted to go gelching, but we didn't have the legal qualifications for it.

by patty0513 May 24, 2024

gelching

The act of using your own fingers to widen your anus

"I was lowkey gelching yesterday bro"
"Yo me too gng"

by Goonforce June 5, 2024