Guitar'ded

Someone who doesn't know alot about the guitar, guitar+retarded.

Sorry i can't play lead, i'm guitar'ded

by Clay December 10, 2004

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guitar depression

A general state of sadness, personal despondency, or dejection felt immediately after witnessing an individual outperform or otherwise display such exceptional skill playing a guitar that it leaves one suddenly melancholic or indifferent towards oneself and one's own level of skill with same instrument. Not to be confused with shredblock.

Carla: "Hey, have you seen James recently?"
Gary: "Nah. I hear he has guitar depression...hasn't left his room, or touched his guitar for weeks. Not since John Petrucci ripped him a new one."

by Autodidact904 January 6, 2017

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guitar dot commies

Anyone who posts definitions on urbandictionary.com about sickening sexual positions or maneuvers that involve punching the woman as part of the sexual position/maneuver.

guitar dot commies come from Guitar.com,specifically from the miscellaneous forum there,known as "misc" for short.

see Guitar.com misc sucks

by misc perverts are racist and misogenystic March 18, 2004

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Guitar douche

When people nonstop talk and play guitar even when no one cares

Jake valladares is some times a guitar douche

by Mr stark July 15, 2018

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Guitar Dick

When your dick starts off skinny and become wider at the end. Making it look like a guitar.

The guy Jeffrey has a guitar dick don’t ask how I know.

by Guitar Dick September 8, 2018

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Guitar Diet

Eating off the 99ct tacobell menue and living in the back of a Van playing at small venues.

The guitar diet consists of:
99ct Tacobell , Mcdonalds , Wendys and Ramen Noodles red bull and cocain.

FOB , PATD , MCR , ect and other bands are on this famous diet. The guitar diet

by K.Dahl August 16, 2007

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