Simply put....the complete opposite of a Frat Star. A goober is a person in a Frat who is a pussy bitch mother fucker and refuses to frat hard, get wasted, or even get laid in general.
"Brother Fratstar, why have i never seen Konstain pull pussy?"
"Yeah i know, Gubers just dont have Game.
"Yeah i know, Gubers just dont have Game.
by Frat Star Eta April 12, 2010
by AJ Deadshow November 28, 2021
His Royal Guberness™ and the Wakenhut Palace Guard have locked down the Wisconsin State Capitol Building.
by wajobu March 05, 2011
A person who is invited out to a bar/club under the guise of a free drink near closing time so that they can provide a free Uber ride home for the inviter and friends. The inviter tricks this person in to thinking they are simply coming out for a good time, but ultimately they are a free Uber home.
My credit card is maxed, I guess I'll call that Guber and see if he will meet us at the bar.
This guy really likes me, he will be a great Guber one day!
A guy gave me his number at the gym, guess we found our next guber driver.
Dude, you were gubered by that Theta last night.
This guy really likes me, he will be a great Guber one day!
A guy gave me his number at the gym, guess we found our next guber driver.
Dude, you were gubered by that Theta last night.
by imsnide November 27, 2021
by Mommymilkers<3 September 23, 2021
Someone who is a Dork, Goof, or someone who is silly. They could also be considered stupid or idiotic.
Person 1: "Hey, do you wanna start a streak?" (Snapchat)
Person 2: "We already have one you guber!"
Example 2:
Person 1: Todd was doing some tricks and ended up bumping into his crush!
Person 2: Haha, he is such a guber, that was probably embarrassing.
Example 3:
Person 1: Hey man did you hear what happened?
Person 2: No? what's up?
Person 1: Ryan just got busted for bringing drugs to school!!
Person 2: Oh man he is such a guber, honestly it doesn't even surprise me.
Person 2: "We already have one you guber!"
Example 2:
Person 1: Todd was doing some tricks and ended up bumping into his crush!
Person 2: Haha, he is such a guber, that was probably embarrassing.
Example 3:
Person 1: Hey man did you hear what happened?
Person 2: No? what's up?
Person 1: Ryan just got busted for bringing drugs to school!!
Person 2: Oh man he is such a guber, honestly it doesn't even surprise me.
by mmon52 April 13, 2020