Gruffalo

Hairy faced beast typically known to send nudes to unsuspecting young girls, he uses his immensely large penis to attract both male and females through popular social media sites through "stories" and other methods, Gruffalo's are rare however one male in every friendship group is said to have one. There is major speculation that there is only one true Gruffalo amongst the men of this planet.

Chrissy: I received a very strange snapchat the other night, i think the guy was a Gruffalo as his penis was very large and intimidating, but surely there is only one Gruffalo....have i found him?

Billy: Slow the boat, thats a big cock, leave me be im only eleven! I think i just saw a Gruffalo

Jamie: i look into the mirror each night and wonder, why has God given me the gift of such a large wang, am i the Gruffalo....?

by The-Sentinel June 14, 2017

Gruffalo toes

Gruffalo toes is a person with dirty and disgusting toes

Get your gruffalo toes away from me

by Lil.briggs May 28, 2020

Gruffalo Hunt

The search conducted by lonesome males for females that are so unattractive and/or morally bankrupt and/or blind and/or cheap that they will definitely sleep with them.

Dude this is such a sausagefest, it's about time we went on a gruffalo hunt.

by AndyTheRoo May 12, 2011

Dropped a Gruffalo

To break wind in a very loud and smelly fashion, the worst type of fart

who's dropped a gruffalo, own up!

by Jenley November 21, 2010

goruffalo

A chick that looks like she is a cross between a gorilla and a buffalo. Not only is she fat but she is ugly as gorilla.

Man did you see the goruffalo that Jones got drunk and fucked last night? (Common occurance among military men in the barracks)

by Schermerhorn January 13, 2009

Garuffalo

A cross between a gorilla and a buffalo; usually used to describe certain women...

Damn, did you see that garuffalo that Justin was with last night? I was afraid for his life! She was a HUUUUUGE bitch!!!!

by BuckeyeGuy April 15, 2009

muddy graffalo

A position where the male licks the female's vagina and the female sucks the male's penis...when the female has diarrhea.

Matt didn't realize his girlfriend was taking laxatives and was surprised with a muddy graffalo.

by assmilkman September 7, 2011