Grooting

The act of spreading ones legs and bending the knees while slowly waving the arms to resemble baby Groot.

Person 1: Dude what are you doing?

Person 2: Im grooting

Person 1: Why?

Person 2: I am Groot

Person 1: Can i try?

Person 2: We are Groot

by Lalaloopsyismyniggah August 11, 2014

grotting

when you go up behind a guy and strangle him with a piece of corn

i ended up grotting that motherfucker to death

by schild May 18, 2006

gouting

tasting horrible or - rarely - stinking

That pint of beer is gouting!

Origin - defintely commonly used British Army slang, circa 1990. Although I'm not sure of the origin - probably related to the word "gout"

by Adam C D I December 12, 2007

grouding

The sound of grinding as one dry penis enteres one dry vagina or anus. This is usually down to lack of lubrication.

Matthew was grouding Sally until his penis swollen into a stump

by Nines June 7, 2005

grotting

When a dog is gobbling and scratching at his balls with his slobbery mouth

Henry woke up every so often to shift about in his basket and give himself a good grotting.

by georgeporge February 17, 2010

Grouping

When three or more people group together and have sex repeadetly

Jack: thanks for grouping with me and allison last night

Tom: no problem, i like grouping

by runandgun7717 August 11, 2011

grooting

The act and fetish of having intercourse with a person using a branch or twig while repeatedly saying "I am groot"

I am totally into grooting

by kdl850 August 11, 2014