Groggle

A person who cares most about their friends and family and who is really lovely.

Tim is a groggle

by I am groggle April 19, 2021

Groggle

Homosexual teabagging

Gamer 1: Groggle that nerd!
Gaymer 2: ok *groggles nerd*

by naM A July 31, 2022

Groggle

The act of a dog rolling on it's bag and wiggling back and forth, often groaning and flailing it's legs about wildly. Something of a mashup of "groan" and "wiggle".

My dog flung himself down in the dry leaves and began to groggle wildly in unmistakable pleasure.

by Duckmando December 2, 2022

Groggle boggle

tired game involving a plastic grid and cube

"Groggle Boggle" James said, "yes"

by YourMomther October 10, 2020

Groggle Boggle

tired game involving a plastic grid and cube

"Groggle boggle", James said. "Yes".

by YourMomther October 10, 2020

Fanon Goggles

When people get really emotionally intense about something when in reality there's nothing interesting happening.
When people have read so much fanfiction that they begin applying all these intense emotions from the fictional universe to things that are happening in real life, which in reality are probably just really boring and uneventful.

Person 1: "Why does she always make weird and random Doctor Who references?"

Person 2: "It's called Fanon Goggles."

by danisntonfire March 6, 2014

Desert Goggles

When a service member deploys to the desert and has sexual relations with an unattractive female. Being in the desert for such long periods of time forces the service member to have sexual relations with a female he normally wouldnt consider state-side. A girl who is usually a 2 or 3 will be a 6 or 7 after months of being in the desert.

Soldier 1: Dude, did you hear Sgt John is banging Sgt Jane?

Soldier 2: What?! Shes hiddeous!

Soldier 1: He must have desert goggles.

Soldier 2: Well, He has been deployed for a while.

by RedRocket02 April 4, 2010