grocery stalking

A play on words of the term "grocery shopping". Grocery stalking occurs when you are at your local market and spot a good-looking guy/girl. You might be interested in this person, so you sneakily follow them around the store to scope out what items they're buying and learn more about them. As opposed to traditional stalking, grocery stalking rarely continues outside the market, unless contact is made and/or phone numbers are exchanged.

Grocery stalking is the perfect pickup, because you can easily pretend to be interested in a product they are purchasing and strike up a conversation about it, and you instantly have something in common. This generally happens in the produce section around unusual/exotic fruits and vegetables.

By carefully inspecting the items in their cart, you can quickly learn much more about a person than you ever could at a singles bar-- such as whether this person is a vegetarian or has children.

Susy-- "Oh, look, check out that hottie! Let's go grocery stalking."

Lucy-- "Why? We need to hurry up."

Susy--"Just gimme a sec to see what he's buying, I might be interested."

*subtely checks out hottie's cart*

Susy--"Duct tape, lighter fluid, and trash bags. We better get outta here!"

Lucy--"I guess it is better to look before you leap."

by lilylee1107 January 18, 2010

Grocery Store Feet

(Noun): When the bottom of someones feet are black like they've been walking bare-foot on a dirty grocery store floor.

Normally found on white people's feet because they have light skin and it is more noticeable, but is not limited to other ethnicity's feet.

Guy 1: Damn does she ever wear shoes?!
Guy 2: It don't look like it. She got grocery store feet!

by capnkev April 9, 2009

groceryback

trashy; tacky;
generally un-classy in the same way the romance novels sold in grocery stores and at the 24 hour CVS are.

the word is a portmanteau of "grocery store" and "paperback"

That wedding clock that chimes every hour to the tune of "Killing Me Softly" is so groceryback. Moreso is the fact that it's set 2 minutes behind so that you can hear the bird call clock go off on the hour.

by mmm! October 18, 2008

grocery stick

The long plastic bar at the grocery check-out, used to divide the groceries of separate customers.

Place the grocery stick at the end of your groceries, so the next person in line doesn't have to wait on your cluelessness before they can start placing their goods on the conveyor.

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

Grocery Limp

Noun. The labored walking one experiences when carrying a heavy bag/basket of groceries in one hand, offsetting their balance.

Man, I saw this old lady at the grocery store the other day with a huge basket of food. She had a mean grocery limp.

by TheAngryCurtain April 23, 2009

grocery sack

when your nut sack is extremely long and hangs very low, looking like a grocery bag

Tommie: bro my nut sack was hanging out of my shorts in Spanish class
Alex: how the fuck does your sack hang out of your shorts?
Tommie: i got a grocery sack dude

by TommieO July 25, 2015

grocery graffiti

when one takes a dump and leaves some poop smears in the toilet after the poop has been flushed.

man that load was sick, it left a ton of grocery graffiti

by LJF December 28, 2007