Grocery Bag

1. Something no talent rappers say randomly to cover up the fact that they ran out of decent rhymes a long time ago. Often is preceded by a long pause highlighting the complete fail at lyrics

2. The prefered method of killing oneself after being forced to listen to the pop song "Bedrock"

1. "And I got her---
Grocery Bag"

2. "This is the stupidest song I have heard in quite some time, once again my faith in pop music has been destroyed. Which means once again it is time for me to kill myself... and I know just how to do it too! GROCERY BAG!!!

*put grocery bag on head*

*passes out onto floor hopefully never to have to put up with this shit ever again*

by Taerdin January 7, 2011

Grocery Bag

Term used to refer to a sexual relationship with a person whose face is unattractive, but has a nice body (ie, a Butterface). Originates from the belief that a brown paper bag can placed over the head of a Butterface during sexual intercourse to make that person more desirable.

A: What's up with you and that girl Kiesha? You seen her during the day right?
B: Man, it ain't nothin' a grocery bag can't fix.

by ccfrontwind February 1, 2010

Grocery Bag

A term generally used for black males that cant afford, ceartain nessessities (such as groceries) and when they look in the fridge they see nothing edible except(cocaine,Heroin, and other illegal drugs that they might sell)

Bobby: Hey vince im hungry do you have anything to eat ?

Vince: No man all i have is a nigger grocery bag.

by Tylospieleus March 30, 2010

Grocery Bagging

When a man uses another mans or possibly his own nut sack to masturbate with.

I was grocery bagging my junk just the other day....

by braddiss01 April 22, 2015

Nigga Grocery Bag

Derived from the song BedRock by Young Money, it is most commonly considered a brown paper bag filled with either KFC or a 40 of Ole English.

Lebron: Yo Kobe whats that in yo hand? We got a game tonight.

Kobe: Chill son, I just went to KFC to get a nigga grocery bag.

Lebron: What about the other hand?

Kobe: Bitch, its mah other nigga grocery bag compliments of the liquor store. Ima smoke yo ass after I down these two nigga grocery bags.

by WhitePeopleDoThis April 9, 2010

Ghetto Grocery Bag

They get a grocery bag is a brown paper bag that you would ask for when purchasing a single tall beer from the liquor store

An example is " let me get a 40 in da ghetto grocery bag "

by DJ Guerilla January 8, 2020

Cleveland Grocery Bag

When you cover your nutsack in shit and then Tea Bag someone

Person A: This girl is really kinky, she wants me to give her the Cleveland Grocery Bag!

Person B: Gross man.

by Dong Feagles February 19, 2012