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Groner

A angry boner or a pissed off penis. Similiar to having blue balls.
I was dancing with a hot chick all night and now I have a groner.
by Farmer10 December 10, 2009
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grone

noun- pronounced "grow-knee"

A clever word I came up with to describe my brother, although being white as hell, talks like he is a 'gangsta'.
'Grone' is the word 'negro' with the syllables switched to mean/represent a white person who acts black. Essentially a back-wards nigger.

'Your white on the top, and black in the middle, and white on the bottom, OREO!'
Jules:' Hey Grone, here's your watermelon. I picked the seeds out for you."

A: 'iight,Good lookin nigga'
by Jules-e-baby June 19, 2009
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gronendomen

a religion, that follow davids advices. Their arch enemy is rodendomen. The biggest leader also called "gud" is Conny gron and its sun its David. The prophets are Alice, Jack (the exorcist) and Ludvig.
Are you in gronendomen?
by Gronendomenofficial October 6, 2020
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home grone

Hydroponic or organic marijuana. Commonly known as dro or sticky icky ooh wee. This is the definition for anyone who does not know how to spell "grown" in case they been smoking weed since they were 12
I get you stunted off of funny "home grone" cuz when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than SonnyBono (oh noo!)
by Andy Perkins June 11, 2008
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Groner

Similar to a broner, which is an erection caused by hearing one of your male friends, or "bros" relay a story of a recent sexual conquest, a round of golf or a particularly tasty beer, but is an erection caused by a similar story told by a female friend or "gal-pal". Hence, groner

Normally a groner is caused by the description of non-sexual activity between your gal-pal and one or more of her female friends that, when pictured by a healthy, heterosexual male, causes blood to flow to the nether-regions, triggering a groner or even a massive groner for a really good story involving with insinuated "girl on girl" action.
"Dude, my friend Susie was telling me about how she recently got a Brazilian bikini wax and how her best friend had to see how it looked so she just dropped trou and showed off the whole works... I got a total groner and had to un-tuck my shirt just to cover it up... cool story but totally embarrassing!"

(Please note, that relaying a story about the circumstances that caused your groner to one of your male friends may cause him to have a broner or, what is otherwise known as a "second-degree groner")
by schweddy balls November 26, 2009
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Groner

A boner that grows really fast and makes a lot of noise.
God damn it, my jeans are so squeaky they're giving me a groner.
by The Shakespearean Antagonist September 3, 2009
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gronely

Being depressed, but simultaneously productive. The word is a combination of the words “grilling” and “lonely”.
Parent 1: “Our son’s been pretty down-looking lately, but he’s still getting straight As”
Parent 2: “Maybe he’s just gronely, poor lad
by ASAP COCKY December 1, 2019
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