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Greenbrier High school

95 % of the kids are inbred, the other 5 % are also inbred
by Dickwack69 September 13, 2018
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Greenridge secondary school

If you can personify poor financial decisions as a school , welcome to greenridge . So poor in fact , they bought a "interactive television" at the side of the general office whom anyone's business to go there is to kena cane or get class key , they even bought plastic covers for the new tables which they thought students would be unable to vandalize the tables , only for those covers to turn into frisbees during breaks in between classes , and have dicks and gay love letters drawn inside out of the table . After all that spending the most they did with the remaining money was give 1 or 2 new equipments to CCA's where 90% of the equipments are so old and broken can definitely be considered hazardous. Not to mention this school has everything you need , stay back daily , geh kiam discipline masters and an unhealthy number of teachers who would give you detention like they're fortune slips. Teachers there are hardly doing their job but to vent and rant their feelings outwards to their students in forms of copying textbook 100 times , "my class only ends when I end the class" or hand them the "go to detention after school" Card . They also urge student leaders to run their CCA so they can lepak drink teh tahrik at the canteen then stroll back to the CCA rooms after admiring the budget scenery .
"From each his best" : Greenridge secondary school is all about retest
by Kitty pu August 21, 2021
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Local Greenery

Kayla: Hey, man wanna smoke some local greenery?
Kaitlyn: Yeah, sounds like a good time.
Wyatt: CAN I HAVE SOME??????
Kaitlyn: Sure. Just don't get the munchies too bad. We'll have to buy some chips.
by StupidHo October 11, 2013
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Greenbrier

A teeny tiny little town with one stoplight.
(Driving through Greenbrier) Where are we? We're at THE stoplight.
by Karebeardaisydoo February 5, 2009
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The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence

Refers to the way we tend to look at other people’s lives and other things that we don't have in general through rose colored glasses.

Comes from the idea of looking at a neighbours lawn and seeing it as better looking, healthier and overall greener then your own when in reality you’re just ignoring anything negative about it and downplaying everything positive about your own.
Friend#1: You’re so lucky, you went to a great college, have money and you’re so smart and will probably accomplish more by the time you’re 30 then I will in my entire life.

Friend#2: Are you serious? I’ve always envied you. People expect so much out of me. I’ve never been able to have a life because of studying and other schoolwork. If I get less then an A, people freak out like I got an F. I may accomplish that much, but with all the pressure on me I’ll probably be insane by the time I’m 35. In so many ways, I wish I could just be a regular guy with normal expectations and a normal life.

Friend#1: Wow, I honestly never looked at it that way. I guess it's true that the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
by Guest September 6, 2005
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Greenbrier High School

If you're a freshman:
-Don't go in the greenhouse unless you've already had drugs
-Don't use a credit card in the vending machines unless you want your identity stolen
-When the lunch bell rings, if you don't run you won't get food
-Don't even try to go on the patio or one of the rent-a-cops will get you detention
-Scrubs are super comfortable but try to avoid getting dress-coded everyday
-Don't put glue in the locks or you'll be arrested
-Don't write who you want to blow up on the bathroom stall or you'll get arrested
-Don't get a locker or the druggies will store their weed in there and you'll get framed and arrested
-If the dogs come always check your locker the day before if you can
-The teachers are totally chill with you coming to school high
-The science hall door is always unlocked
-Do not throw up in the portables
-You can say nigga no matter what race you are
-Don't automatically assume someone is a girl or a boy
-Don't brag about your grades near the jocks
-Lacrosse & Basketball > Football & Baseball
-Dress up during HoCo week or feel the wrath of the red-neck patriots
-Beware of 'virgin' jello shots unless you want to get drunk
-If someone says Pharmacy or Gaybrier they probably mean your school
-If you put vodka in your clear water bottle, no one will notice
-If your soul dies, you always have next year :)
Girl: I'm so terrified to go to Greenbrier High School
Guy: Hey, at least you're not going to Lakeside. I hear they need to have an at-school daycare centre because everyone gets pregnant.
by NotAPrepBro December 15, 2015
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Greenbrier High School

a rlly preppy high school with a bunch of rich snobby people in Columbia County in Evans, Georgia.

majority of the kids judge u behind ur back but it’s fine, just ignore it.

the student section for all the games especially football and basketball are the best.

we also know how to party and have to best spirit in CCBOE.

the school has a flag with money signs on it just to represent what we’re known for...Daddy’s Money (we’re also known as the pharmacy bc of all the potheads at GHS)
Abby: Did you go to Greenbrier High School in high school?

Sam: Yeah, why?
Abby: Ohhh.. so you’re a spoiled kid who knows how to party I’m assuming?
by hahaidkhaha October 10, 2020
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